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He Finds My Sore Spots!
by Bonnie May

Thursday, April 17, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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He knows what I think, he knows what I care about and he knows where every sore spot is too. These are called husbands.


He Finds My Sore Spots!
He always finds my sore spots even if they are out of sight.
Like the time I had shoulder surgery and went to sleep that night.
He thought he caught a fish, landing it was just in sight.
I woke to a tremendous shaking and he was in a fight.
He shook the dickens out of me trying to catch that trout.
I kept trying to awaken him by screaming and shouting out.
But nothing slowed him down or stopped him, until his task was done.
He must have finally caught that fish, for he sure was having fun.
Whether I have a sore on my toe or a big knot on my head,
He always finds that sore spot, when we get into bed.
So I have a right to be petrified when I go to sleep at night.
‘Cause it always seems to me, that my sore spots are in his sights.
Written by,
Bonnie May




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Reviewed by Lois Christensen 4/18/2008
Sore spots are meant to be found, aren't they, and meant to be healed by you hubby too. Love, Lois
Reviewed by Cryssa C 4/17/2008
hee, hee, hee...
Your sense of humor makes me smile. :~)
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 4/17/2008
awe--sorry :(
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/17/2008
A kitten always can recognize the hand that make it to star purring...

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/17/2008
Poor you, Bonnie!! LOL Trying not to laugh, but this is rather funny! Nice lookin' man you have there!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/17/2008
Poor you! Perhaps time for separate beds?? Well penned, Bonnie.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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