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  Can You EAR me Now?
by Tom Hyland
Saturday, April 19, 2008
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Yeah, yeah, yeah - I KNOW - I KNOW -
LIZ will say I have too much time on my hands!

When the Spirit moves me - I just can't help it.
NUTTY is, as NUTTY does, right?

But, hold on thar, a minute, Pard! What if someday you are writing a poem, and need a rhyme for EAR?
Just print a copy of this, and VOILA! You got it!

If I missed any, then you must do some honest labor!







Can You EAR Me Now?

© - 04-19-08 - Tom Hyland

An Auditory Tool is the EAR.
A Black, Brown, or White Mammal
Is the bEAR.
Someone Beloved is your dEAR.
Dark, or Foreboding is drEAR.
Trepidation is a form of fEAR.
Part of a Transmission is a gEAR.
We use the EAR to hEAR.
To acquire Knowledge
Is to lEARn.
Something close is nEAR.
A Juicy Fruit is a pEAR.
Your Booty is your rEAR.
To Burn or Scorch is to sEAR.
To cut or remove is to shEAR.
To spread over is to smEAR.
A long weapon is a spEAR.
Soap, candles, and adhesives
Are made with stEARin.
When we take an Oath,
We swEAR.
A drop of salty fluid is a tEAR.
To either don clothing,
Or to rub away, is to wEAR.
Three Hundred and Sixty-Five Days
Is a Full yEAR!

Thatís it - Twenty Uses!
Can You EAR me Now?

(C) TKH




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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/20/2008
Yesssssssssss,I hear you nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..you are too cute sweetie,oh by the way your comment the other day on my poem..you are so naughty(Giggles)but sweet..have a wonderful and safe day TK....Hugssss,much love also
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 4/19/2008
Your words are as precious as your photograph......

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 4/19/2008
ear ear my friend, cute little monster on the phone Tom.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/19/2008
Clever word usage, Tom; yes, I hEAR you loud and clear (and considering I'm hard of hearing, that's quite an accomplishment)! LOL Very well penned, and the picture is too adoRAble!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 4/19/2008
Clever, Tom. The EAR words you would rEAR...and to us would stEER
~~ Micke
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/19/2008
Loud and clEAR, Tom. LOL Well done!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Clever, clever you -
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/19/2008
I stopped but I couldn't hEAR...and I enjoyed this little ditty making me smile from EAR to EAR...e & R

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