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Evil Raccoon
by NOPE N NOPERS
Monday, April 21, 2008
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This was there very first poem I ever wrote about my friend and his pet raccoon and how it knocked a harpoon over on him.


 

 

There once was an evil raccoon
It wielded a rather large harpoon

It came from the back
It came to attack

Now Ken lays dead in a lagoon

 

 

 



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