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Flying Fox AKA Ted L Glines

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ExtenZe
by Flying Fox AKA Ted L Glines

Friday, April 25, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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This ad plays most of the commercial breaks, all night long on the American Movie Channel. The ad is cute since it really makes no specific claim. In "Life According to Ted," it might go like this ...


ExtenZe
by Ted L Glines

Great ad.
Little bitty
blue and white capsule.
It will increase the size
of a certain part
of the male body.
Made me grin,
just thinking about it.
Mentioning this
to my fiance
(and several girl-friends)
brought
sexy grins.
So I called the number
gave my c/c info
and when it came
the results were
unexpected ...

Now ... what am I
supposed to do
with a bigger
nose?

 


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/25/2008
I should recommend you ask for help to blow your horn?

Georg
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 4/25/2008
so very funny!!
Reviewed by Sanja Dayslink 4/25/2008
What a riot! I absolutely LOVE your sense of humour. It is off the beaten path and truly delightful.

Sanja xo
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/25/2008
"what am I
supposed to do
with a bigger
nose?"

Put it where you would normally put what the pills were supposedly made for...you know the old saying, "if it smells like fish etc..." ;) ed
Reviewed by George Carroll 4/25/2008
My first laugh of the day. Good one.
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper 4/25/2008
I've heard that commercial, too, and its a real hoot, but I've also heard commercials where they hold nothing back and use explicit terms to get the point across. I recently heard a joke where a little six year old wanted his mama to buy him some of the pills to make his muscles bigger. (Getting them hooked on pills early, aren't they?) Cute story, Ted.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/25/2008
Wah - ha - ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny - see? False advertising! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/25/2008
Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy..LOL....cute real cute..take care ...Hugsssssssss
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