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by Ed Matlack
Thursday, May 01, 2008
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Consorting with the enemy

Needs to be punished with an enema

So what if it doesn’t rhyme

This is Rufuz, a dog, I can’t do it all the time…J


Any dog that hangs with cats

Should better socialize with rats

Cats are too insincere and sly

Better to them a dog should say good-bye…J


Gonna take my show out on the road

To preach to those dogs in the know

Because even daddy has a soft spot for kittens

Unfortunately though I would miss dad & our abode

Personally I think all cats should be made into mittens…J

© Rufuz 05.01.2008

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Reviewed by E T Waldron
you are so sweet Rufuz, even when you act mean it's adorable,methinks you really like kittens;-)...

Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader)
lol too cute!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Very cute indeed..take care...HUgs
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Rufuz, you shoulda knowed
my kitty.
So smart was kitty
and also pritty and witty.
Oh what a pity,
you never knowed kitty.
Why, Rufuz, to outwit my kitty
would take of dogs a committee.
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
No! NO!'d love a kitten, and he/she would love you too! Can you imagine a playmate while Daddy is still sleeping? Fun...Fun! I had a doggoe - Muffin - who adored my kitties from the day they were born! Go ahead, tell Daddy you want a kitten :o)
Luv ya, Ruf! ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed by Bonnie May
This is so cute and funny, Rufuz did a great job. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Laughing too hard to review - Uh, meow? LOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
You naughty doggie,, you shall have no PIE ! (lol)
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
You gonna be on the wrong side of brother PeeWee and he ain't no fun when on the war! ! !

Ed the Elder
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Poor pitties! LOL Adorable write, Rufuz; four paws up! WAY up! *ARF*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines
Rufuz strikes again! Umm ... kitten mittens ... whole idea makes me purrr! Too cute, Ed!!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
What in the world are you doing up at this ungodly hour, Rufuz? Your Dad won't crawl out of bed until Noon today. And between you and me, he is a kitten!!!! So, you must have a soft spot for them, too. But if you make him into mittens, send me one!
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