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Ripped again...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, May 01, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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???humor???


 

Eyes but slits

Not though the pits

Unable to see

Let alone walk

Slurs every word

When he tries to talk…

 

Only one hit

Oh okay maybe five

Don’t want to give you any jive

Not doing anything that is really not legit

Don’t really want to quit

Sorry bout that but therein I must admit…

 

Riding the greenish stallion

All the way to the ends of the universe

Rufuz at my side barking at the moons

Is this an acid trip or are we turning into loons…

© ed J 5/1/08


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen 5/2/2008
Glad you have a good sense of humor. We all have to let go on some days and just laugh and laugh and laugh. **********
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/2/2008
Enjoy your trip, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Bonnie May 5/2/2008
Join the club, I have more fun with crazies than anyone. I always knew you and Rufuz fit in. Love this and you, Bonnie
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/2/2008
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/2/2008
Wait until PeeWee and me arrive! we gonna put some life in your lazy bones! ! !

Ed the Elder
Reviewed by Scott Zachary 5/1/2008
Pass the jay, bud.
Don't Bogart that joint!
Um, "greenish stallion"?
Good stuff, eh?
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/1/2008
either way it's a trip ,,,,;-) look after him Rufuz! et
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins 5/1/2008
...you'rrrrrrrrrrrrre tripin'
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/1/2008
LOL at Ron's comment (below) - just don't overdo, hear?

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 5/1/2008
Hope you don't see the pink Elephants though...
in yore travels around the universe..
Ron
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