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Poor Jimmy
by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Sunday, May 04, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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FOR THE LOVE OF HAMHOCKS....PLEASE ANSWER JIMMY!!!


Sorry James,
But I Love Free Roaming Hens
Them Is The Best Darn Eggs.....

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"Never Bare Your Voice To Become The Verbal Witness....
Towards What Your Eyes Did Not See".....


Quotable Quotes By Someone I Seen On The Web, Somehwere In This Abyss :)

 

 

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Reviewed by Morning Star 5/5/2008
I love this E-mail
I have it I felt so sad for him
That I no longer eat Eggs!
Peace love and Light...and Hugesss...Morning star
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader) 5/4/2008
Smart woman you are! Love Holly
Reviewed by Barbara Terry 5/4/2008
All right, if Jimmy was fried up as the egg, then how can he answer, silly? LOL. Ted Glines said it best though, that you can write volumes of eye witness accounts of things that never happened. Thank you for sharing this wise adage as Regis said, while making it humorous.

MAy the Lord Jesus Bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little den sister, Barbie
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/4/2008
Thank you for sharing humor while expressing a wise adage, Vickie. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by Felix Perry 5/4/2008
Good one. Wise and important.

hugs
fee
Reviewed by H Cruz 5/4/2008
I think I just ate Jimmy's cousin; Mr. Omlet. ;)
Reviewed by Bernice Lakota 5/4/2008
Very true and wise!!! that pisture is hilarious, awww poor Jimmy!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/4/2008
That one have the same panic face of any Johnny reading a letter from the Internal Revenue Sevice.

Georg
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines 5/4/2008
Poor Jimmy, fried up in the eggy prime of his youth! Got to say he does look yummy, though ...

Got to love that quote. You could write a very thick book about all the historical eye-witness accounts of things that never happened. Good one, Victoria!

Ted



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