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Brothers Ed in Mexico
by Georg E Mateos

Thursday, May 08, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Dear friend, family and other enemies, I am truly feed up with the bad mouthing of my brother PeeWee (and I am sure Jersey Ed and Rufuz feel the same) telling the world all those lies and don't take the blame that he deserve.
That Mexico story...well what can I say?

PeeWee is so full of bull like a cattleman,
We weren’t nothing but “The Three Bandidos”
which we went across the wetback’s Rio Grande
running away from the lawmen of the gringos,
and it was PeeWee that convinced us to work
in a greasy restaurant owned by one albino
a mean fat man wearing very old sweating rags
and God help us! he was of Federales el amigo.

Not only PeeWee set us in a dubious clintch,
boasted to the owner we were famous gringos
singing we could and all night gladly entertain
despite we couldn’t hold a tune for a jingo,
one of those bellicose Pancho Villa’s rebels
which can’t forget that The Alamo han perdido
so, there were the elder brother holding fort
with two brothers that couldn’t talk the lingo.

Catastrophe came unto us by Mexican weed
because Jersey Ed couldn’t live without a joint,
so, high like a kite, he was bringing some food,
stumbled and poured all on Federales gunpoint,
which didn’t need much an excuse to start firing
so I took my dumb brothers before a breakpoint
will land us in a Mexicanos jail getting beaten up
by big mustaches showing us his disappoint.

PS that picture was doctored by PeeWee the Cheat.

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Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 5/9/2008
Look like three happy brothers in the fancy of a beautiful trip
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 5/9/2008
Will the real story, please stand up!

Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 5/8/2008
Pass me a chipolte pepper you big hot chile pepper you
don't forget the cilantro for my pico de giyo is nothing for my ardachedas & that properly hung chorizo for my eggs!
Now where oh where is my polo run off too?
You bring the mole sauce for that!!
Embraced ~ Embrassé


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 5/8/2008
Ah, the saga continues! Are you sure you all aren't "The Three Amigos" in disguise??? Fun loving and fanciful writing, but where do you three journey next....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Felix Perry 5/8/2008
Gotta love your version of the Mexican episodes Georg...well done.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin 5/8/2008
LOL,,,,, you three brothers are something else!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/8/2008
Laughing too hard to comment -
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 5/8/2008

Outstanding wit-wise masterpiece.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Morning Star 5/8/2008
Ha ha George this is a good one!
Can't wait to read the next chapter
of the Brothers Georg!
Love the imagery and vividness I could almost
See The Three Bandidos going across the Rio Grande
Brilliant write and funny!
Peace Love and Light...And Hugessss too...Morning Star
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/8/2008
Georg, you are hilarious, and sure do
add pizazz to the brothers ED!;-)...ET
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/8/2008
I am unaware of anybody bad mouthing my brother "Pea-we" and Rufuz is darned upset if that is really the case...his teeth are sharpened, primed & ready to eat whomsoever is doing this heinous deed...just point me or us at them and they will not be long for this world...Rufuz & Ed
Reviewed by John Leko 5/8/2008 tails of the scorpion...a story with the sting of give us the escape...something that seems to have all gone up in smoke for three...because of one.
enjoyed Georg...
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 5/8/2008
Now, Big Bro Edvard heard from...I'll wait and see how Jersey Ed remembers this escapade! However you Tres Eduardos present your stories...they are always hilariously entertaining :o)
Blessings and Love...and Long Memories! ~~ Micke
Reviewed by William Bonilla 5/8/2008
A great continuing saga Brothe Georg
Just like the old Chapters Of the silver screen
By gone days, which all three of you bandidos know so well
Stay GolD Brother

Reviewed by stan nassano 5/8/2008
I think i was by that border crossing 2 days ago,was there a little shack with aguy sleeping on a table,and a horse and a canoe by it,,,,i missed you guys it seems I'll ask aroud,.funny write,
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/8/2008
Delightful write, mi amigo!

(((HUGS))) y amor, tu amiga en America, Karen Lynn en Tejas. :D
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 5/8/2008
Your too cute,,this is so the picture also..have a wonderful and safe day...Hugs
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 5/8/2008 other way to describe it!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/8/2008
Holy Frijole, Mi Hermano!!! I think you must have had way too much Peyote with old Jersey on that boxcar before we hit town!!

The way I remember it, you rushed into that restaurant smokin and jokin and convincin that old fat Albino that Los Tres Antiguos Eduardos were the greatest thing since tequila!

PS You probably won't like my next 'Ed' memory either - Oye Chihuahua!

Brother Pee Wee Ed, The Only Non Weed Puffing Brother
Reviewed by Bonnie May 5/8/2008
TERRIFIC AND FUNNY < loved the pic... I bet Rufuz survived with flying colors. Oh so funny! Loved it, Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 5/8/2008
I am really enjoying this Georg, as you continue to make us smile, so nice of you to be there to pick up for your brother PeeWee Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 5/8/2008
This is so much fun to read!!! I like how you've made that picture!!! Very creative indeed, George!!!

Sandie May Angel :o)
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