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Shit or get off the pot!
Sunday, May 11, 2008
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Shit, or get off the pot!


Pay good money, and then can’t post,

You told me, I’d get the most,

Why did you make such a boast?

You’d be the perfect host,


Anyhow it’s not important stuff,

Most of what I write is fluff,

But for others that is tough,

Don’t take them serious, that is rough,


Just a few words want to add,

About your internal spat,

You’re acting like a brat,

Shit, or get of the pot me lad.






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Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Your title and work plop the water with profoundness, Jasmin...caught my sentiments...Jerry
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
There DOES seem to be a long line to the potty-room, J-H. There must be a shortage of tissue, as someone snatched my latest "humorous" poem right off the site :o). Hope Ed made a wide enough path to the woods...
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I can't even get on the pot; my two evil brothers keep hogging it. I guess like the bear, I'm heading for the woods!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Jasmin, as the older geezer of Ad I can claim that "shit" is my trademark word (copyrighted of course) and I will sue you any time you use it, I have 57 lawyers, 2 ex-Supreme Judges counselling and Georgie W Bush cousin to pull your chain by the FBI.
So, you dum brat, don't use that word again or else...

Georg the Most Supreme and Gracious Jester
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