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Shit or get off the pot!
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER

Sunday, May 11, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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No explanations, and no action!

 

Shit, or get off the pot!

 

Pay good money, and then can’t post,

You told me, I’d get the most,

Why did you make such a boast?

You’d be the perfect host,

 

Anyhow it’s not important stuff,

Most of what I write is fluff,

But for others that is tough,

Don’t take them serious, that is rough,

 

Just a few words want to add,

About your internal spat,

You’re acting like a brat,

Shit, or get of the pot me lad.

 

11/05/2008

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Jerry Engler 5/15/2008
Your title and work plop the water with profoundness, Jasmin...caught my sentiments...Jerry
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 5/12/2008
There DOES seem to be a long line to the potty-room, J-H. There must be a shortage of tissue, as someone snatched my latest "humorous" poem right off the site :o). Hope Ed made a wide enough path to the woods...
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/12/2008
I can't even get on the pot; my two evil brothers keep hogging it. I guess like the bear, I'm heading for the woods!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/12/2008
Jasmin, as the older geezer of Ad I can claim that "shit" is my trademark word (copyrighted of course) and I will sue you any time you use it, I have 57 lawyers, 2 ex-Supreme Judges counselling and Georgie W Bush cousin to pull your chain by the FBI.
So, you dum brat, don't use that word again or else...

Georg the Most Supreme and Gracious Jester



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