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Rich Men Got No Money
by Rainbow Starburst
Monday, May 12, 2008
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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I was talking to the boss of a succesful company and he wanted my book...


May 1 2008...Laredo TX...1.55 in the p.m.

Rich men got no money

I know this is true

Rich men got no money

I'll explain this fact to you

I have writ a book you see

The rich man he said, 'WOW!'

'I'd really like a copy!'

So I told him how

I have got some copies

A discount I'll give you

I will even sign it

An autographed book? Cool!

So I brought one in to him

His face a happy pup

'Wow! 'and 'Wow!' he did exclaim

OK Dude pay up!

Then came proof of theory

Rich men, no money's a sure thing

He could not pay me there and then

He said he would in the morning!

Case Proven..Defence Rests!

 

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Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 5/13/2008
So did you tell him you would be happy to return the next morning with the book when he did have the money????

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 5/13/2008
lol. What a cheap guy. That's why he has money. He doesn't pay his way. We get to do that for him. He is a bigger burden on society than people with disablities. Wonderful write. Liz
Reviewed by Barbara Smith 5/13/2008
A rich man rarely carries any money on them...plastic is there way of life. I enjoyed the humor in this.



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