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  When We Ancient Eds Were Prospectors
by Mr. Ed
Friday, May 16, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Eighth in the ‘Ed’ Series,

‘When We Ancient Eds Were-’

My Ed Photo Albums Go Back a Long Ways,

And a Fond Memory or Two, They Always Stir




Well, alas, here we three old brother Eds were again

Broke and busted, and now kicked out of old Mexico

As we once again headed north, on an old freight train

Edvard said, “Cheer Up! Now, to the Klondike, we go!”


“To the Klondike?!” quickly screamed Jersey Ed

What the hell are we gonna do, way up there??!!”

“Well, my little brother, there we’re gonna find us,

A real king’s ransom in glorious Gold! Oh, Yes, Sir!”


I, Pee Wee Ed, quickly reminded my brother Edvard

That the old Klondike Gold Rush had ended years ago

“Ha! Do you really think they found it all, little brother,

You two have to start trusting me. To the Klondike, we go!”


So, we soon found ourselves workin as Ed deck hands

On a really decrepit old freighter, a sailin for old Skagway

We saved up enough money, for our meager ‘Ed’ grubstake

And found ourselves on the banks of Bonanza Creek one day


Alas, that one bright day, turned into so many gruelin months

Of workin that old panned out creek, from sunup to sundown

We were freezin, losin weight, and we had just about given up

When one frigid mornin, Edvard yelled, “Eureka! It is found!”


Well, we three brothers Ed quickly hiked on in to Dawson City

But the amount of gold in that one nugget, didn’t get us very far

After three hot soapy baths, shaves, and one mighty fine big meal

We found ourselves with enough cash left, to buy a drink at the bar


“So, just what the hell are we three Eds gonna do now??!!”

Jersey Ed and I both said in unison, to our old Brother Edvard

“Oh, just shut up, and drink your drinks, you two Ed numbskulls;

Bein the brains in this here ancient Ed outfit, is mighty damned hard.”



And, Alas, On, and On, We Three Ancient Eds, Would Go;

But Just Lookin Through My Old Photo Albums, Tickles Me So




©2008, A Very Nostalgic Mr. Pee Wee Ed






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Reviewed by m j hollingshead 5/23/2008
enjoyed the read
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 5/22/2008
I can visualize you three 'stooges' wallering in the mud, in the street fight, in the movie "North to Alaska." The DUKE is turning over in his grave!

ALAS - The KLONDIKE has been relegated to an Icecream BAR!
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 5/20/2008
Always a smile and a chuckle in your writes Ed, make no wonder we look forward to reading them. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 5/17/2008
The things Edvard gets you into,,,thank goondness you at least got to see some beutiful country.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 5/17/2008
I guess no barbers in that there wilderness, you beginning to look like the Jessie James Gang ha! Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 5/17/2008
Your poetry is always such fun!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/16/2008
Must be all the tequilla or the peyote or Pee-Wee's cooking that I was forced to ingest because I have absolutely NO memory of any of this...;-) ed
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 5/16/2008
Reviewed by Barbara Smith 5/16/2008
Ed, this takes the reader on a journey to find gold and what did you get? One nugget, a bath, a shave, a big meal and a drink at the bar...this trip brought great visuals and many things to heighten this readers mind. The photograph is fantastic!
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader) 5/16/2008
Those are some grand memories you three have! Love Holly
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 5/16/2008
Enjoyed this timely story.. I'm still smiling! I like the music too ...M ,, PS ,, I have the video of ,,North to Alaska............
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 5/16/2008
From Mexico to the Klondike? From Hot to Cold...ya' know how to pick your escapades :o) But, why'd ya' settle for one li'l ol' nugget? I was imagining buckets full o' gold! LOL O, where O where will bro Eds surface next? The mysteries continue...
Blessings for your next adventure, Bros Ed! ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/16/2008
Brother PeeWee, no one more infamous that the one writing below that canadian fellow answer to Fee (like a missy fart) he ain't help nothing your story, but you forgot to tell them folks skipping the Kondike and heading for the Yukon and how Jersey named that "cute" grizzly Rufuz and...should I tell the story?

Edvard the Elder
Reviewed by Felix Perry 5/16/2008
And so another chapter in history is recorded and linked to the infamous Eds. LOL Well done my friend.
Reviewed by stan nassano 5/16/2008
ou guys ,sound like seasoned road warriors to me,nice write.....i loved it.....
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/16/2008
I am wearing an Alaska shirt as I read/review this. LOL (Dreamin' about Alaska!) AdorABle write, love the pic and midi! Marvelous job; bravo, Ed!!

North! North To A L A S K A!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 5/16/2008

Unique wonderful... "When We Ancient Eds Were Prospectors"... A wit and beautiful story-poem.

I salute You, Poet.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/16/2008
North - to Alaska! LOL Ed, Ed, Ed ... y'all have way too much fun! Eureka - you have found it - memories to make the rest of us giggle!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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