My husband’s getting forgetful; he hides things when we go away.
Then he can’t find them on our return, for at least a few days.
Sometimes it takes longer; to find the things he puts someplace.
He gets so frustrated and angry and it shows upon his face.
If he’d only hide the things the same place every time,
He would find them quickly and everything would be fine.
But no, he finds new places; he can’t remember which ones he used.
So he’s not the only one that gets frustrated, I too blow a fuse.
Last time he hid our keys to our car and my jewelry case.
It took three weeks to find them, the keys we had to replace.
I beseech him to leave the things alone. I plead and I beg.
If he doesn’t stop by Easter,
I’ll make him hide his own eggs.