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by Bonnie May

Friday, May 16, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Oh my, what can you say?


My husband’s getting forgetful; he hides things when we go away.
Then he can’t find them on our return, for at least a few days.
Sometimes it takes longer; to find the things he puts someplace.
He gets so frustrated and angry and it shows upon his face.
If he’d only hide the things the same place every time,
He would find them quickly and everything would be fine.
But no, he finds new places; he can’t remember which ones he used.
So he’s not the only one that gets frustrated, I too blow a fuse.
Last time he hid our keys to our car and my jewelry case.
It took three weeks to find them, the keys we had to replace.
I beseech him to leave the things alone. I plead and I beg.
If he doesn’t stop by Easter,
I’ll make him hide his own eggs.
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Bonnie May
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Reviewed by Cryssa C 5/19/2008
Sounds just like my husband!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/17/2008
Hey! don't get on his case my little Bonnie, i am doint it all the time since i could hide anything. Once I took the subway home and forgot my car in a parking lot in the city.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 5/16/2008
love the bit of humor put to a very frustrating occurance
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 5/16/2008
lol. I'm laughing but it's really not funny when you lose keys and are so forgetful. Wonderful write. Liz
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/16/2008

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath 5/16/2008

Oh haha I liked this, great and humorous yet serious too.

Hmmm maybe you all could list all of his fav hiding places and just use those, at least it would be narrowed down some. Now it is hidden from yourself, that's funny. I liked reading this, well you enjoy finding what you have hidden.

Best of care,

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz 5/16/2008
I like how you played this one out... you took something more serious and gave it some humor. Well done.
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 5/16/2008

Unique and wit... "Forgetful" flows in good rhythm and delivers a wise message... A poentic grand indeed.

I salute You, Poet.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/16/2008
LOL, Bonnie! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/16/2008
With a guy like that around, I hate to admit I am a guy too...e
Reviewed by Barbara Smith 5/16/2008
Bonnie, this is hilarious...I too have a husband with the same type of problem. Don't give him a gold egg to hide!
Reviewed by John Leko 5/16/2008
...perhaps one of your best Bonnie...frustration with a humorous ending...yet finds a good egg...hidden in your heart.
I will not forget this write Bonnie...

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