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Wooly-Booger
by Flying Fox AKA Ted L Glines

Saturday, May 17, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Wooly-Booger
by Ted L Glines

Two years ago
bare scalp
instead of hair
going bald
eight-year-old son
laughed at me
girl-friend smirked
and I knew
yes I knew
had to get some help
that's when I found
SkullMed on TV
before and after
bald-then-hair

money-back guarantee
just what I needed
so I called the number
and started using
this spray every day
every day every day
spray spray spray
and lo and behold
within two months
hair started coming back
and six months later
full head of hair again
I was so thrilled
--- but ---
ten months later
hair growing fast on
arms and legs and tummy
too fast to shave
hair covering my whole
body - growing longer
longer and longer and longer
too much hair for clothes
or even shoes
children saw me - screamed
dogs growled and attacked
I had to run into the woods
fearing for my life
hair growing longer and longer
hiding in the high
mountain woods
people hunting me
running hiding running
deeper into the forests
finding other wooly-boogers
which ran away from me
many other wooly-boogers
wooly-boogers everywhere
I ran and ran and ran
saw a low-land cabin
peeking in through the window
saw a man inside
scratching his bald head
watching a TV ad for
ScullMed ...

 

 

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/17/2008
Ted,

So that's how the Yeti came into being! LOL This is too funny, Ted, shows to be careful what you purchase! Darned side effects...LOL Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Hmmmmmmm - seems familiar, seen him 'round Bogey Creek!
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 5/17/2008
loved this humorous write...filled with humor, made me smile also reminded me of all the gadgets that I've bought over the years, especially weight loss items. Exercise equipment, diet aids, videos and such...these people make a fortune and our closets and garage continues to pile up! Great write!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Jerry Engler 5/17/2008
I hope you scared the guy in the cabin before you used it. Very fun poem, Ted. As you can tell from my photo, I didn't really go bald, my hair just slid down my head. I forgot, can I find ScullMed at the drugstore, or is it only available at an 800....Jerry
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper 5/17/2008
Hey, this sounds like Big Foot,but I suppose he was a wolly-booger, too. I saw that ad. You think it might help my grass to grow? LOL
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 5/17/2008
so very funny!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/17/2008
It was you? it was my guide the one that screamed Sasquatch and left me holding the camera, you could had said you from AD you dumb monkey!, I nearly had a Montezuma vowels at that moment!

Georg
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/17/2008
Did it also make your feet bigger...? BIG FOOT found in Texas...ed
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell 5/17/2008
Hmm...silly dream? Or "Twilight Zone" episode? One may never know...

(Nicely done!)



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