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  Ode To Brother Edvard
by Mr. Ed
Sunday, May 18, 2008
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Inspired By, and Dedicated To,

My Ancient Ed Brother,

Georg Edvard Mateos,

And His Recent Poem,

Brother Ed’s Fool’s Gold


My two very Ancient Brothers Ed

Always recall things differently than me

That night in that old bar up in the Yukon

I remember Edvard singing with such glee


Of course, he was trying to impress the barmaid

And he insisted that old Jersey Ed and I sing, too

I recall Edvard jumping up on the stage with bravado

And he started belting out a wacky Monty Python tune


(Edvard’s Spoken Intro)


“I never wanted to be a Prospector in the first place...

I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of the Yukon!

The Fir! The Larch! The Mighty Scots Pine!

The Giant Redwood! The Sequoia!

The Plucky Little Aspen!

With my best girl by my side, we'd sing, sing, sing!”


(Edvard Singing)


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,

I sleep all night, and I work all day.


Jersey and Pee Wee Chorus:


Why, he's a lumberjack, and he's okay,

He sleeps all night, and he works all day!




I cut down trees, and then I eat my lunch,

On Sunday mornins, I like a little brunch!

On Wednesdays, I always go shopping,

And I have some buttered scones with tea.


Jersey and Pee Wee Chorus:


He cuts down trees, then he eats his lunch,

On Sunday mornins, he has some brunch?

And on Wednesdays, he goes shopping,

And he has some buttered scones with tea?





I cut down trees, I skip and I jump,

I like to pick those little wild flowers,

In fact, I like to pick a real big bunch!


Jersey and Pee Wee Chorus:


He cuts down trees, he skips and he jumps,

He really likes to pick those little wild flowers,

In fact, he always picks a really big, big bunch??!!



The Barmaid:


“Oh, Edvard! You are so rugged, and so romantic!”




“Yes, I Know.

And Now,

Back to the Woods,

We Ancient Eds Will Go!”


So, We Went.



That’s my story,

And I’m stickin to it!



©2008, A Very Nostalgic Mr. Pee Wee Ed



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Reviewed by Jerry Engler
I could hear the harmony. Edvard, you can fool part of the girls some of the time, but you can't fool all the girls all the time. I know because I knew a girl once on a log, in a stream.....Jerry
Reviewed by Tom Hyland


pantáyáwaist (pnt-wst)
1. A child's undergarment consisting of a shirt and pants buttoned together at the waist.
2. Slang A boy or man who is considered weak or effeminate.

MAYBE JUST A CROSS-DRESSER ??????????? :) :) :) TK.
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Methinks somethin's brewing 'tween Bros Ed, and it's not a pot of coffee :o) You tell 'em PeeWee, while I pet my foot...and certainly stick to your story!
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU

Wonderful wise-wit composition... "Ode To Brother Edvard" glows.

In respect and admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Cute story and funny song. A salute to Brother Edvard and his flower picking.
Very interesting my friends! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Made me smile this guys are the best at the unexpected! Lace underwear...Hmmmm......just kidding a great write!
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Pee Wee, I didn't know you were wearin' lace panties...I knew you were always a little "light in the loafers"...Hey Edvard, don't turn your back on P-wee & especially don't play drop the soap in the shower...since I never take showers I won't have to worry...Ed
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Great write as always, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
PeeWee you forgot to mention about yo wearing lace underwear like our Dad! ! !

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Hilarious - the memories you're making! Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
That puts a new twist to 'singing in the rain',, Edvard is now 'singing in the trees',,,, wow,, I think you just struck gold!
A song for a trio that is sure to go down in history...A music video no doubt!
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