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I Don’t Like Bugs!
by Bonnie May

Sunday, May 18, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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As much as I love spring and summer, I must admit there are things I don't like.


I Don’t Like Bugs!
I don’t like bugs that creep and crawl across the room.
I don’t like bugs that hop around or come from a cocoon.
I don’t like bugs in my computer, they give me the creeps.
I don’t like those that fly, hop, crawl or even leap.
Bugs give me the heeby jeebies every time they are near.
They make me itchy all over, and I get jumpy out of fear.
The scary little creatures are as repulsive as they can be.
Whether they’re crawling, flying or hanging from a tree.
If I had my way, there would no longer be,
Any of those creatures that are always scaring me.
You think by now; fly swatters & bug sprays would be obsolete.
For nothing seems to affect them, I might as well use my feet.
Written by,
Bonnie May


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Reviewed by John Leko 5/21/2008
...guess this might just be one...of the things that bugs you Bonnie.
got me laughing again...
Reviewed by Cryssa C 5/19/2008
YUCK! Using your feet?? No thanks! My son is the king of bug haters...and let me tell you... at 2 a.m. it is NOT so funny!

Reviewed by Connie Faust 5/18/2008
Well, I don't even like your big bug at the top! We have been through the lady bug invasion, now the caterpillars (from the horrid tents they make in the trees) and are expecting the super-horrible cicadas any time soon. They were here for our very first summer 17 years ago--oh, yuck, they are monsters!!!
I have a poem called Nightmare on Walnut Street about another lady who was very afraid of bugs. Read it if you dare!

Love to my Sis,
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/18/2008
We don't give us enough credit for what they do for us. But when one is pestering me, or crawling on my neck, or even inside my computer, all I want to do is smash it. It's a good thing there are millions more to replenish the supply.

Cute write, though.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 5/18/2008
I so totally agree with you. Bugs are creepy. Liz
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/18/2008
Around the world they make a very exotic meals! ! !
If you can beat them! ! !

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 5/18/2008
Too cute! Thie would be a great children's poem, especially for little girls...teaching first grade I can say that the boys for the most part all like bugs and creepy crawly things. Enjoyed and the picture was a perfect match! Well done!
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 5/18/2008
I hate bugs too, Bonnie, but I love your buggy poem. Gene.
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 5/18/2008
I think this is a cute bug photo and a cuter bug write. Thanks for It Bonnie, but I can accept your fears, cause I feel the same way about the snakes and fish worms also.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/18/2008

I like that bug illustrating your poem, but I'm in total agreement with you. BUT: you ain't SEEN bugs 'til you come to Texas! Fire ants, spiders, waterbugs, cockroaches, creepy crawlies *shudders* Thank God for the Orkin Man! LOL An excellent write describing your fear - mine's storms, but bugs and tight spaces and bridges right on up there - B-GAWWWWWWWWWK! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/18/2008
Ants are my special bugs, I seem to have them everywhere no matter how clean I keep this old wreck...e

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