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  When We Ancient Eds Were Lumberjacks
by Mr. Ed
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Ninth in the ‘Ed’ Series,

‘When We Ancient Eds Were-’

My Ed Photo Albums Go Back a Long Ways,

And a Fond Memory, They Don’t Always Stir

 

“These guys are lumberjacks, and they’re OK?

Why, they sleep until Noon, and then, they play!”

 

A Canadian Mounty

 

 

I guess that I should have seen it coming

That epic night in the bar, when Edvard sang

Alas, he had now decided we were lumberjacks

And through the forest, his lumberjack song rang

 

And I guess that I should have really figured it out

That before long, it would be I, Brother Pee Wee Ed

Who was expected to do all the actual lumberjack work

Before Noon, my two brothers never even got out of bed

 

And each and every day now, after they ate their lunch

They would both rush out of the cabin, down to the bar

And I, their extremely weary little ‘worker bee’ brother

Would gaze down at them, from a forested hillside, a far

 

Old Brother Edvard had convinced The Lumberjack Saloon

To host an epic ‘Karaoke Singing Gala’ each and every day

And old Jersey would somehow badger old Snidely Whiplash

Into giving him some more milkweed to puff, down by the bay

 

And I myself, now spending a lot of time alone in the deep forest

Soon grew to love it so much, I vowed to never cut down one tree

Very thankfully, our Brother Ed lumberjack days were short-lived

Soon, we would begin a cross-country trek, to the land of Mr. Fee

 

“And Good Riddance To These Ancient Ed Lumberjack Boys,

This neck of the woods can now return to blissful peace and joy!”

 

Canadian Mounty Dudley Do-Right

 

 

©2008, Thankfully No Longer a Lumberjack, Mr. Pee Wee Ed

 

And I Sure Hope Dear Old Mom Doesn’t Read This One

 

 
 


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Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 6/17/2008
How is old Mr. Snidely?

Chrissy
Reviewed by Jerry Engler 5/24/2008
Poor Pee Wee, them other eds are always taking advantage of him. Glad you quit cutting down trees because I know if a Pee Wee had really put his mind to it, he would have devastated the continent.....Jerry
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 5/23/2008
enjoyed the read
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 5/23/2008
This had me smiling.. Glad you all took off for some where else!....M
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 5/22/2008
BET ALL 3 OF YOU HAD 'WOODY'S' ...
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 5/20/2008
Love the imaginative adventures. Sure makes for very interesting reading. Ah, next stop the land of Fee?

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 5/20/2008
Brother Edvard had to leave his Sweet Pea to go to the Land of Mr Fee? I bet he was not a happy camper,,, but hey, they say what goes around comes around,,, he should of been helping you,,, Right!
:)Christine
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 5/20/2008
really fun--such well rounded boys!!
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper 5/20/2008
I especially liked this poem--Lumberjacks--fits right in with what I did all day; cutting down trees. Actually, I cut them about shoulder high so they will hopefull grow back with new foilage that isn't so gangly and wild looking. Humorous and enjoyable write.
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 5/20/2008
Now, didja run into that big lumberjack name o' Paul? Seems he had a lotta bull, too :o) Knew you boys shoulda taken your Dear Old Mom along, so we'd get at the truth...but this makes for excitin' and funny reading PeeWee Ed! Can't wait for Tenth in the series :o)
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/20/2008
I would love to have followed the ED's with a video cam...you guys make clowns look like bankers;-) lol always a delight mr ed! TL
Reviewed by ** ** 5/20/2008
hahaha too funny! The imagery was awesome! Your series are a joy and pleasure to read ... hugs (lol . Ed's comment below)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/20/2008
I told mom to specifically read this one, just cause you said you didn't want her too, damn but its fun to rat you out to her, she thinks you are such a little angel...LIKE HELL...ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 5/20/2008
Love this series, one never knows what to expect...you're full of surprizes and humor, nothing wrong with a bit of humor to brighten our day! Hmmm, Dudley Do-Right...haven't thought about this character in a long time...enjoyed this my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/20/2008
Wonderful write, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Dale Clark 5/20/2008
Yes, thankfully and besides it's hard work. ;)
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/20/2008
Oh! so do you remember those lumberkack days...but you ain't no busy bee alone in those woods because we could glimpse now and then a Tall Woman chopping down trees you horny "worrking" bee...
...and I go tell Mom of you lies...

Georg
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 5/20/2008
Dudley Do-Right, very funny indeed! Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/20/2008
Those were the days ... such memories! Well done, Ed, still laughing.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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