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Bah, Bah, PC Cheap
by Frank Koerner

Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Increasingly, the PC world is leaving us older folks in the dust. Kids are adept at mastering its various aspects. They can dazzle an adult with their grasp of things like virtual memory and html script, all along multitasking in bytes gig, while simultaneously dancing an Irish jig.

Let us hope they use their skills wisely.






Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.



Bah, Bah computer man,

Produce you any biz?

Yes sir, Yes sir,

You’re in my 3 gig quiz,

1 gig for the system,

And 1 gig for the app,

And one is for my nerdy kid

Whose brain I oft do tap. 





Copyright © 2008 by Frank Koerner  




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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 5/27/2008
Hee, hee, my kid of 18 is a wiz with the computer, but
he doesn't have an ounce of commom sense...
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 5/27/2008
Absolutely love it, very creative and true....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford 5/27/2008
LOL! I love it.
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 5/27/2008

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