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Obama's Next Home...
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...RufuZ for President...



If he does win

What are we to do

If he does win

Just living Christian

Might be a sin…


I don’t this time see

A politician worth anything

Not this guy or Hillary

Or Mr. McCain

With any & all of them

I would like to from flee…

© ed J 5/27/08

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Reviewed by Bernice Lakota 5/29/2008
I hear you there, these are the times as we read in Revelation, what must be, must be....Rufuz for president, I vote!
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 5/29/2008
Thoughts that are on many people's minds today! This is a most unusual election that's for sure! The picture is thought provoking and a bit scary!
Joyce B.
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen 5/28/2008
well now, ed, you have just cheered me up. i like the idea of rufuz for prez! think i'll start singing a happy tune for a change!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 5/28/2008
RUFUZ has my vote..GO RUFUZ GO...stay safe and well guys...Hugsss
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 5/28/2008
Whoever wins, we'll deserve what we what we got in the last two pres. election! Who's voting? A low percentage of those elegible to vote.
Yep, RufuZ...your out best write-in candidate to date!!
Blessings ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/28/2008
Wow, he's putting blue Hershey kisses on top of the White House? Will Candidate Rufuz counter with Giant Milkbones on the roof??

PS I would invite you to my new compound in the Canadian wilderness, but you'd have to grow your own food.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 5/28/2008
They are all in there for one thing, to screw everyone at the same time. Thank you for sharing. Rufuz has our votes.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/27/2008
Put in the White House a guy from Exxon, or Esso, or Haliburn, at least they don't lie when they say that they will screw you like all those politicians saying that they will not.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/27/2008
I love that pic - and God help us if this comes to pass! Well said -
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 5/27/2008
it used to be the "lesser of two evils" - now it's three!

WHAT IF - a mere handful, or a dozen or so PUPPETEERS actually controlled EVERYTHING?
Both the Democratic Party and the Republican Party, as well as the Prez, VP, Supreme Court Jtices -- kind of like a cereal company introducing a new product that is in direct competition with one of their own EXISTING products - like SAD-X's and X-RING-O's - it's the exact same product, made by the exact same manufacturer, in the exact same ovens; but packaged differently, and under a fictitious company name!

people choose SIDES - DEMAND FOR BOTH ESCALATES - SWEAR that one is better than the other, and the same corporation DOUBLES THEIR SALES - maybe even charging a higher price for the "NEW" product!

Either way you CHOOSE - YOU LOSE! S-O-S ... but not on a SHINGLE!

Anyway, that's how I see it. TK
Reviewed by Tuchy (Carl) Palmieri 5/27/2008
Hi Ed I agree My Guy was Rudy. What we need is someone who will really wipeout the criminal element on our counrty, and one who will run the country like a business. Ed my only novel of historical is a story about the presiden of the US teaming with Organized crime to chance the face of America.. iit is called the Godsons
all the best tuchy
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 5/27/2008
I don't care for any of the 3 me self
Sad state of afairs for US..
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 5/27/2008
Jersey, you have extremely good taste, a wonderful improvement than the old fashioned copola, you forgot the prayer carpets though, I know you just don't want to get up at five, bowing to the east for prayers, may I suggest it's better to have one of your own in the temple than a strange Imam no one knows, and God knows from where.
Anyway you'd look good in a turpan smoking your enriched sweetgrass on a huka, and after a few puffs up on that flying carpet to visit your brothers eh? Rufuz your daddy's gone mad, to late for rabbies shot now, just stay away from him when he starts foaming at the mouth
Salam! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/27/2008
Don't trust Obama or any of them; God help us!!


(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Reviewed by Bonnie May 5/27/2008
Ed why don't you run Rufuz, he has a lot of friends here on AD. Heck, I'd vote for him. He couldn't do worse than Bush and probably a lot better than any other candidate. Love this, Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 5/27/2008
I feel as you do none are worthy to lead.I don't even feel like casting my vote, will it help? No. But did vote in May, so will probably make a great effort to go vote anyway. It is my privilege.
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