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Why?
by larry r linville
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I'm ready for the performance to begin. At the last minute the tallest person in the world sits in front of me. What else can happen?


 

 
Why’s my seat always behind someone tall
so I cannot see the performance at all?
 
And why do I always sit on the aisle
where people step on me and never smile?
 
Why does the person I’m sitting beside
have a behind that’s so very wide?
 
And when I can see everything clear
why does someone talk so I can’t hear?
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Reviewed by Rose Rideout 6/5/2008
We must go to the same places larry and sit in the same places. A great write. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/1/2008
...been there too, and got me a bunch of "whys?", perhaps parents are didn't do a proper job and now we have a couple of generations of inconsiderate people?

Georg
Reviewed by D Johnson 5/31/2008
Why is a primary question...fun read...keep us posted when you find the answer to "Why?"

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/31/2008
Why, indeed! And don't forget - why is there always such a long line for the men's room, when I really gotta go?!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/31/2008
Why? Thats life, least you are not getting nagged by your wife...ed



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