Where’s My Button?
Where are these buttons that people love to push?
Are they on your nose or could they be on your tush?
I’d surely like to know so I could flip the switch.
Thus, people couldn’t get to me and make my nerves twitch.
So many talk about this delightful button that everybody has.
It seems they find it easy when they tease, torment or razz.
My question is, where is it, for it seems so many know?
Where and how to push my button, so my top will always blow.
If you know where this button is, could someone be kind?
And tell me where it’s located so I don’t lose my mind.
Once I find it, I will have it disconnected so it doesn’t work.
Then they can push it all they want to and I’ll sit back and smirk.