Figger it is time for a change of pace.
Hope you enjoy this bit of nonsense. xOx Pea xOx
Where is that box of laughs I tucked away?
Giggles, grins, 'n' groans in th--. . .foo!
It was right there, like, Saturday
Under the whoopie cushion an' the Super Glue!
Got your dillies 'bout lawyers who are jokes.
Got your oh-so-hot l5-minute celebrities.
Don't collect pratfalls, but I got your pokes
At fat-cats and skinny beeyotches. [Puh-leez.]
Got your lippy giraffes, got your titmice.
Got your farmers and your farmers' daughters.
Got your hippopotami twice.
Got a oldie 'r' two that hol's water!
Three dogs sit down at a bar, see.
There's your lab, your poodle, your Chihuahua.
Woof-WOOF. . .Yap-YAP. . .TEE-HEE,
Senior. [Or was it 'te-KEE-la?'] HA HA HA,
HA. . .can't find the deal, but the rain-cloud
In my mirror done flew the coop.
Blue, just picture a giant Barney-colored cow . .
. . . . . . . steppin' in a pile o' poop!
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|Reviewed by Felix Perry
|LOL I think you pulled a lot of giggles and laughter out of your Happy Chest with this one...love it.
hugs and smiles
|Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
|Love your wonderful sense of humor. Nice way to bring and share smiles from near and far....
Be always safe,
|Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
|Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
|Funny. Laughed. Enjoyed. Liz|
|Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
|Me thinks this was fun to write, and it is very fun to read|
|Reviewed by Gloria Gay
|Another winner, Phyllis - clever, original and fun to read!|
|Reviewed by Rose Rideout
|Got to have a little laugh and smiles to brighten up our days. Thank you for sharing Phyllis.
Newfie Hugs, Rose
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Always enjoy a good laugh, thanks...ed|
|Reviewed by George Carroll
|LOL you wrote a dilly|
|Reviewed by Gene Williamson
|Thanks, Phyllis, this goes reat with my morning coffee.
By the way...gnus in twos waltz in overshoes...a puma from
yuma with a nice sense of huma...gets the guinea hen high
on gin again. - Gene.
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|HiLARious, Pea; that ending....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Another one for the Pea Papers! LOL
|Reviewed by Bonnie May
|How cute and funny. Thanks for the giggles this morning my friend. Love, Bonnie|
|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
|A much needed laugh - thank you, (((Pea))). Well done!!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.