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· Carrboro Poetica

· Above and Below

· Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story

Short Stories
· Scrawny Kid Clerked at Thrifty

· Euceless Laughs, Y O U Laugh {Capice?}

· This is Your Lucky Day by Euceless Liesalot

· Christmas Fax for da Broads in da Audience

· Flashing

· Owner Will Repair Kitchen Floor {flash humor}

· Courting Able

· Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy

· Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele

· Show and Tell by Karen Vanderlaan - Review

· Valley of the Shadow by Sybil Austin Skakle - Review

· Courage in Patience by Beth Fehlbaum -- a Review

· Heart Attack Symptoms Differ for Men and Women -- Read and Share!

· If you Have Been Kidnapped or Abducted --A Letter from Someone who Cares

· RICO for Kids - Help Missing Children, U.S.A.

· Reason to Celebrate! {re O N E's impact re suffering in Africa}

· Listen to Your Muse, Then get up an' do Your Thing

· Poem an Inside Job

· Vicks, Flannel, and Great Expectations?

· Rumor January 19, two Thousand Thirteen

· Snow Night with Bird

· Gunned Down

· Shape Shifter

· Fought Tooth and Nail, I Know You {for Ellie}

· Night-Light

· We are Here to Tell You

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  Hear the one About the Aardvark?
by Phyllis Jean Green
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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Figger it is time for a change of pace.
Hope you enjoy this bit of nonsense. xOx Pea xOx

Where is that box of laughs I tucked away?
Giggles, grins, 'n' groans in th--. . .foo!
It was right there, like, Saturday
Under the whoopie cushion an' the Super Glue!
Got your dillies 'bout lawyers who are jokes.
Got your oh-so-hot  l5-minute celebrities.
Don't collect pratfalls, but I got your pokes
At fat-cats and skinny beeyotches. [Puh-leez.]
Got your lippy giraffes, got your titmice.
Got your farmers and your farmers' daughters.
Got your hippopotami twice.
Got a oldie 'r' two that hol's water!
Three dogs sit down at a bar, see.
There's your lab, your poodle, your Chihuahua.
Woof-WOOF. . .Yap-YAP. . .TEE-HEE,
Senior.  [Or was it 'te-KEE-la?']   HA HA HA,
HA. . .can't find the deal, but the rain-cloud
In my mirror done flew the coop.
Blue, just picture a giant Barney-colored cow . .
. . . . . . . steppin'  in a pile o' poop!

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Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/4/2008
LOL I think you pulled a lot of giggles and laughter out of your Happy Chest with this it.
hugs and smiles
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/3/2008
Love your wonderful sense of humor. Nice way to bring and share smiles from near and far....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/3/2008
so funny!!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 6/3/2008
Funny. Laughed. Enjoyed. Liz
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 6/3/2008
Me thinks this was fun to write, and it is very fun to read
Reviewed by Gloria Gay 6/3/2008
Another winner, Phyllis - clever, original and fun to read!
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 6/3/2008
Got to have a little laugh and smiles to brighten up our days. Thank you for sharing Phyllis.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/3/2008
Always enjoy a good laugh, thanks...ed
Reviewed by George Carroll 6/3/2008
LOL you wrote a dilly
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 6/3/2008
Thanks, Phyllis, this goes reat with my morning coffee.
By the way...gnus in twos waltz in overshoes...a puma from
yuma with a nice sense of huma...gets the guinea hen high
on gin again. - Gene.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/3/2008
HiLARious, Pea; that ending....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Another one for the Pea Papers! LOL
Reviewed by Bonnie May 6/3/2008
How cute and funny. Thanks for the giggles this morning my friend. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/3/2008
A much needed laugh - thank you, (((Pea))). Well done!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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Carrboro Poetica

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Above and Below

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Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story

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