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An ode to the Grafton Rooms
by Michael Dainty

Sunday, June 08, 2008
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The Grafton is as well know in Liverpool as the Moulin Rouge is in Paris. It started life as a dance hall then later a night club but it is not just a club more an instatution. As a young man if a mate asked you your plans for a Friday evening and you replyed "its grab a granny night" They would immediatly know where you were going and what your intentions for the evening were! I am aware non Liverpuglians may not know some terms so I will explain them at the end......


Grab a granny, grab a gran.

do the business if you can.

Down a bevvy, down a few,

anything in a skirt will do.

Hit the dance floor, hit it fast,

don't know how long the band can last.

One more shimmy, one more beer,

kicking out times nearly here.

Out the night club, off yer head,

donna, taxi and home to bed.

Grab a granny, grab a gran,

do the business if you can.

      Mike Dainty 08

Granny...grandmother, M.I.L.F. ,or any female over the age of 30

Business...sex

Bevvy...alcoholic drink

Shimmy... dance

Off yer head...very drunk

Donna...(donna) kerbab ..fast food that vaugly resembels meat.

 

 

 

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Reviewed by David Arthur Walters 6/20/2008
Sounds like a good place to start!
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