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Natalie’s (Nervous) Cleaning Service
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre

Friday, June 13, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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From the Soon-2-Be published... "Put the People in a Zoo & Set the Animals Free: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" Coming Soon!


 I folded your clothes and I cleaned your commode,
I pulled every weed from the fence to the road,
I washed loads of dishes. I rinsed every tub
There’s not a thing left to scour or scrub

I shined up the sinks and cleared all your clutter
I watered your flowers and raked your gutter
I mowed your lawn and trimmed all your hedges
I washed your cars then polished their edges

I fed your eight cats, your hog and your horse,
All sixteen wolves and your emus, of course
Your patio’s perfect, your parlor’s all clean
Your swimming pool’s water is no longer green

I have certain standards, I want things pristine
This house was just filthy, I hate to be mean…

OH, say can you tell I’ve had TOO MUCH Caffeine?!?

























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Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/14/2008
She can't be drinking coffee from Starbuck, with those prices her coffeine level will be so low that the house would remain filthy!
Cute, very cute.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/13/2008
very clever write!
Reviewed by Connie Faust 6/13/2008
Very funny! I probably never read any of your work before. Now I know where to click when I need to laugh.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/13/2008
LOL, Todd, enjoyed this one! Nervous Natalie, at your service - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

And congrats on the book!!!

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