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RUFUZ wants your VOTE...
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, June 15, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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He would have taken Hillary as vice pres,

Now that she has admitted defeat,

All that Rufuz says,

Is he doesn’t like Obama & all the hype,

For him all he can do is bark and yipe…

 

Sorry as well to that other guy,

The one on the Republican ticket,

Rufuz has high hopes for himself people will picket,

Rufuz does feel that we need someone younger & more spry…

 

So vote for me does say Rufuz most adamantly,

I will lower the prices of gasoline so doggies can go for rides,

You won’t find me living in that big White House,

Just a camper with daddy and maybe several slides…

 

I will keep track of the nation,

I will make sure each of us has at least one daily ration,

Doggies will rule, and kitty cats will drool,

And everyday we live life will be cause for celebration…J

© ed & Rufuz J 6/15/08


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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/15/2008
COUNT ON IT, RUFUZ!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/15/2008
Rufuz, you can have my vote if you promise to stop trying to pee on my leg...

Georg
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 6/15/2008
do you have Rufuz for president chair person in OK yet? i'm here, we will get the vote out!!

m
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 6/15/2008
Yes...you will do much better than any that we have...you have my vote.

Uncle Al
Reviewed by Stacy Mantle 6/15/2008
I think he's my best option so far! Maybe the cog..
http://www.petsweekly.com/Stories/Diary%20of%20A%20Cog.html
Way to go Rufus!
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 6/15/2008
And yes, Mr. President Rufuz you will pass
a law that will make weed legal?
Also, you will let dogs marry cats?
You got my vote!
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 6/15/2008
I VOTE ABSOLUTELY FOR RUFUZ, NO QUESTION HE COULD REALLY TURN OUR WORLD AROUND. PROMISES WILL BE KEPT FROM HIM AS DOGS ARE SO FAITHFUL TO THEIR PEOPLE. DOGS NEVER LET US DOWN.
YES, YES, YES, RUFUZ FOR PRESIDENT, HAS MY VOTE NOW. CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY HE REALLY GETS. THANKS FOR POSTING AND RUNNING RUFUZ, YOU ARE SURE TO BE A REAL WINNER. LOVE YOU.
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