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Our Oldest Brother Edvard is Going on Vacation without US…!
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, June 19, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I haven’t talked to Pee-wee

And I was just told through the mail

But Edvard is taking himself to Mallorca

That’s in Spain & I think its rude without fail…

He speaks of cavorting with hussies shamelessly

Enjoying drinking and carousing with same

I hope he doesn’t knock one up

As having another Edvard around would truly be most lame…


But the real worst part is we were not even invited

Not that I would go, but it is the principal.

Just to be thought of would have made me excited

But as usual our eldest brother is extremely shortsighted…J

© ed J 6/19/08

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 6/21/2008
sigh.........eddie M, after my looooooong absence I knew I could count on you for baudy brilliance, grinny greatness AND, of course, your ultimate uniqueness. Have I told you you're a PIP, lately? Well, you certainly are. How lovely to see you again!

The late, but now ever-present, katy xox
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/20/2008
I know this totally, Ed. I have five brothers and one sister. Believe me, Bro. I know how they can hurt you... ...Love and peace,

Reviewed by Theresa Koch 6/20/2008
My sister is that way boy oh boy~`*
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 6/19/2008
He should have insisted that you come...shame oh shame.

Well there is always Tybee. :)
Reviewed by Pierre Ortega 6/19/2008
Funny and interesting, excellent write.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout 6/19/2008
Someone is being punished, now what for we may never know. lol

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/19/2008
LOL...Ask Rufuz if it has anything to do with your bathing habits.
Good to see you still in top form.
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 6/19/2008
So rude, not to invite you and go off on those adventures. I am sure you would not stand in their way of them having fun, I guess you will see from afar how much trouble they get in. I do not like it when noone asks me along when they travel either, but sometimes it has to be that way. Your eldest brother is surely shortsighted and is missing out of your fine company too.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/19/2008
Oh my how green you look ed,and just think of your sweet older brother,and how much in need of such a vacation,he is! (but the old stinker could have asked me, I've never been to Mallorca,and hear

it is magnificent and magical!;-)ET
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/19/2008
HUH??!! I just got my pre-paid ticket in the mail, for me and Mean Tall Woman - Brother Edvard's payin for everything - airfare, hotel, and meals.

Wow! You really must have pissed him off, Bro. See ya when we all get back!!

PS I'll make sure he sends ya a Postcard.

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