" Step into my web", said the spinder to the fly,
" You have nothing to fear, I love Ya Baby, now would I lie?"
The Internet, where it's sight unseen,
Where frogs are a prince and women become a Beauty Queen!
All is fair, so everybody can play,
For a chance at romance and maybe a roll in the hay.
It's a crap shoot, a game of chance,
Choose your mate at the masquerade dance.
If the romance goes South and goes bust,
You have just wasted some time and lost some faith and trust!
When you finally meet that pig-in-a-poke,
You see they weren't what was advertised, no joke.
Ah Shucks, Ya gave it a try,
After viewing the train wreck, ya wonder why!
Do Ya dust off and try it again?
If you do, you are braver than me, my friend!