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Never Been To Spain
by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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The Colonel Is In BIG Trouble With His Southern Belle


Never Been To Spain
by La Belle Rouge


well he ran off to Mallorca
and he told her not to worry
he’d be always thinking of her
and he be back in a hurry
a short vacation
sad situation
she had to deal with

well she’d never been to Spain
but she pictured senoritas
and all that rain in the plain
while he was sipping margaritas
she knew her man
was out of hand
in old Mallorca

well that man he finally came home
with his jaded sated urge to roam
he was looking tan and buff
and so sexy sure nuff
she could forgive him
of places he’d been
if he didn’t tell her

she said, “i never been to Spain
and i never been to France
sat here worried every day
about who got into your pants
but you look so fine dear
and i think it’s time dear
to kiss and make up"

she said “i never been to Spain
but you can bet i’m goin next year
meet some handsome latin lovers
and baby you can just stay here
and now you cheata
get my magarita
and draw my bubble bath"


7/8/2008 La Belle Rouge

Music "Never Been To Spain"



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Reviewed by JAG Garcia 7/16/2008
Rouge,
This one is fuuuuuuuuuuuuny! I love the way you put it together! What is good for the goose....
Thanks for the bringing a smile to my heart!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 7/13/2008
lol. She truly has command of the situation. Liz
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 7/10/2008
entertaining and creative Belle, love that music
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/9/2008
LOL Love the way this couple interacts and plays the game of you do me and I'll do you. Good one Belle.
hugs
Fee
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 7/9/2008
VERY NICE, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 7/8/2008
Thanks for the laughs.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/8/2008
After dealing with that guy Pee Wee off and on, the Colonel deserves a bit of a margarita & some tail...e
Reviewed by John Flanagan 7/8/2008
More wicknedness from you, wickedness that makes me laugh but makes me think, too. This is simply great!
John
Reviewed by Southern Comfort 7/8/2008
Well ifen that don't beat all, Sexy Daddy jest got back and my Sissy is on the prowl! Little Rattlesnake is hissin pissed! YA'LL best watch out fur SNAKE BITE! The Redhead's Sissy
Reviewed by Nicky Goodman 7/8/2008
Dear Belle - nice little studio, 2 cheeky doves, few poetry books, nicely stocked cupboards, sea view, technically Spain because they nicked it from the nice folk who were here already, and if you fancy, its all yours for the next couple of weeks as i would prefer to leave early - it's exhausting! i've just been accidentally snogged by an Italian, its hard to make it down the street, honestly, i'm wondering if there is may be a shortage of women folk here or something? i'm just glad to have made it home to a nice cup of tea and a spot of poetry - fun poem Belle, thanks for the read -enjoy the bubbles :)
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 7/8/2008
lol...when the cats away a mouse can play ;)
lets Tango Baby...those latin men can not wait a whole year!!
I will be more than happy to join you on this erotic escape, a vacation indeed :) ahhh yes I love Margarita's Too!! :)
I can see the men now....
Much Love & Inspiration
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/8/2008
Just love the humor in this, you tell him there will be no next time, right? Enjoy the bubble bath and margarita, you certainly have earned it....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 7/8/2008
lol,,,he has alot of making up to do I say,, Tis nice to have him back!
Reviewed by Shedding Light 7/8/2008
Very difeerent, unique, and original. I love the rhyming fashion
of the story telling.

Harold M. Nash
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 7/8/2008
You tell him La Belle, make him realize what he has at home so he knows he doesn't have to roam.. thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 7/8/2008
Right on, Belle. Spain is nice. You'll like it. Fun poem. -gene.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/8/2008
RUH Roh, me thinks someone's in trouble ... LOL I ain't never been to Spain, either, La Belle, Mexico is as close as I've gotten (ole!). Georg didn't get me a souvenir, either ... RUH Roh! An excellent write, my dear Lady.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 7/8/2008
The Colonel, as the Officer and a Gentleman he is will refrain to tell his Southern Belle to go smell some magnolias, after all it was she that didn't wanted to travel over that much water just for a short visit to a very little island...

the Colonel
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/8/2008
That old colonel is truly a rascal; he didn't even get his brother Pee Wee a souvenir!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/8/2008
Delightful write, Belle; brava! Love the part about the cheeta; too funny! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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