A mop with four paws & a tail…by Rufuz (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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A mop with four paws & a tail…by Rufuz by Ed Matlack Thursday, July 10, 2008 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan

If ya call that thing a tail It may stand straight but with no hair I know I am so much cuter And I know this without fail…J What does one do with that mop It ain’t even worth it to call a cop For the damage has already been done It looks like God created it just for fun…J Now wait a minute, don’t tell me it’s a dog, no way I don’t care what Uncle Pee wee did say It wouldn’t even be good enough for a fast lay It should be a mannequin in a store on display…J © Rufuz J 07.09.2008

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead	9/21/2008

chuckle




Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G	7/11/2008

God created it just for fun, LOVE IT! Mannequin in a store, on display... I guess YOU would have it no other way! We all something special to relay/display... :) I feel like I see a puppet speaking.. YOU are too funny Ed and Rufuz! How? Do you put the smiles on the ends of your lines Sweetie? Is it while in editing, or before - Do you copy and paste!? I love those sweet touches you both do!




Reviewed by D Johnson	7/11/2008

My my, I guess this means that "it" will not be your running mate for the White House, right? Cheers, Dan




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	7/11/2008

Rufuz, Do I detect just a hint of jealousy? LOL Still and all, an excellent write - well done. I prefer my doggies to look just like YOU! (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	7/11/2008

That does look more like a mop than a dog: a mop with four legs and a tail! LOL Anywho, that's better than the tiny, yappy powderpuff they call "Pomeranians" (although I personally love Pommers; wouldn't mind having one if I could! :) )! Delightful write, Rufuz; four paws up! WAY up! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D ARF




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	7/11/2008

Wow - Candidate Rufuz, I hate to tell you, but it's statements like this that sink Presidential campaigns. You best make a retraction before you lose all the female voters. In fact, you may want to consider her for your Vice Presidency slot - she's gotta look much better than your Dad in a pantsuit!




Reviewed by Rose Rideout	7/11/2008

Now guys Ladies come in many shapes and sizes and their hairstyles are their own. Some of you say put a bag over their heads and they all look the same. Rufuz might think she attractive.lol Cute write you are so funny and seems to bring a smile to my face without force. Thank you for sharing. Newfie Hugs, Rose




Reviewed by Georg Mateos	7/11/2008

Ruffie boy, that's not a dog, it's a broom covered with air so aristocratic skinny rich ladies can look more aristocratic. I wonder if those ladies use them hairy brooms to fly. Georg