Ed Brothers, Fee & the AD gang
by Georg E Mateos
Monday, July 28, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Don't be surprised if Ed Jersey Devil's brothers are mad...after all his talking about cars...if you were traveling in what he provided for transportation to smuggle us across the canadian border you will be mad too.
“If mother is angry and holding a heavy iron frying pan…oh brother! Get the hell out of her kitchen!!!”
by Georg Edvard Mateos
From Alaska’s Klondike to Canada’s Halifax
via Jersey State no less, to have some road kill
in a much promised BBQ by our little brother,
the one owned by Rufuz, called Ed Jersey Devil.
Jersey Ed, we call him that, is very State proud
saying they have it all what a man needs to live,
and that the smell in Jersey ain’t that bad he said
“You just only need not to breath their breeze”
The journey, for us brothers, wasn’t be a easy one,
as onboard we got Walt, D’Artagnan and Jasmin
making noises about joining the merry carnival
s it was Ted, Richard, Regis and the Texas twins.
All we wanted was to escape that freezing hell
no worth a measly gold Klondike if you ask me
but to fight that unruly coming crowd need help
from Amber, Morning Star, Belle and Purple Shee.
From Andre, Kathy, Tiger Lily and Bob Palumbo’s gal
as well as Holly, Charlie, Rose and Lois not a peep,
all we three brothers wanted was some possum BBQ
and a full spa treatment in that Bath House of Fee.
Help we ain’t gotten as me marched across the land,
all we got from the AD gang was lots and lots of grief,
from Jill ranting about making a neighborly detour with
John Leko, Hightower, Dan and that dude Lounsbury.
Larry the Preacher lead us across the border, Rufuz too,
into that weird country which worships a Queen (?)
like all the boys that prance the street of San Francisco,
not by this old boy, or Jersey Ed, don’t know about PeeWee.
Canadians are a funny kind of people all the whole way,
but in a kind of friendly welcoming they will say, “mes oui”
talk Quebecois in Nova Scotia like a bunch of drunken sailors
as we hold our glasses full of imported Coors saying CHEERS!
As Jersey Ed babbled on and on about many of his old cars
we dumped him in the most fine bath in the House of Fee,
and got a crate of ice cold very special and smuggled Coors
to make that Canadian a real man with a lot of real beer.
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|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|You are a treasure;-) Thank you for this gem!...ET|
|Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
|A wonderful re-counting of a strange adventure.
|Reviewed by Southern Comfort
|Well, Ya can jest kiss my grits! It serves Ya damn rite, cause thar aint no party, without Southern Comfort! SC|
|Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
|I'll Take a Brew Pop Too :)
Does He Have Mr. Bubbles?
|Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
|How cute this is..as always great writing sweet man...Hugsss|
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|The AD clan for sure!!
|Reviewed by Christine Alwin
|.... Never a dull moment,, hmmmm that Fee house sound interesting!|
|Reviewed by Rose Rideout
|Well I am not sure about you guys here in Canada, are we ready for you. Will you be the cause of Fee,s place being shut down and are you guys going to turn us sweet innocent gals into some cheap entertainment for your enjoyment as you drink that smuggled Coors, lol. Thank you for sharing smiles this morning Georg.
Newfie hugs, Rose
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|Ho, Ho! I see you and Jersey are at it again! I guess I'm gonna have to tell Ma. But what a fine memory you have, Brother:
"we dumped him in the most fine bath in the House of Fee"
I hear the House of Fee has never recovered from that, but I also hear that the smell in New Jersey has been better, ever since!!
Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
|I love this hearty friendship poem Georg!
I would volunteer and dance at Fee's Bath house, and give
my award winning massages! Giving many woman and men
healing of all kinds!
Eatin' that lively possum B.B.Q. and drinkin' down them there swigs,
with leave many of you feeling randy, tensions will be plenty!
I'll do my best to relieve some of that stress!
Canada here we come!
GREAT Poem! a treasure I will savor!
Warmest Blessings, LOVE, and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Passion Lady Sheexooo
|Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
|Having been gone, it was nice to sit down at my computer tonight and get a dose of consistancy. So nice to know the gang's all here.
Maybe Fee will give me a job as accountant at the bath house.
|Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
|Now I know why the Coppers are looking for me, you spilt the beans,
too many coors you had you old pirate.
|Reviewed by Lois Christensen
|I was quietly laid back and having a few thinks about my moving on 16th Aug. Have lots of do, but a possum barbeque doesn't appeal to me anyway. Went to casino today, with Donna Barnes and lost a few bucks. Had fun though now back on track to read your writes. Love New Jersey by the way, it doesn't stink to me. That is where Tom lived and his family still there.|
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|So I do babble on about cars
You may get hit with a baseball bat & seeing stars
But we will never make it anywhere fast with you stopping at all the bars...EJD & the future President, Rufuz
|Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
|You are the man, with a delightful, fun loving tale! Think the new mode of transportation is pretty inventive too....
Be always safe,
|Reviewed by Felix Perry
|Well it sounds like a grand old trip except for having to drink that wimpy American beer, now ifin you do all come up here to Halifax I will treat you to a cold Keith's beer and you will never drink anything else. Stronger and tastier than that dishwater stuff the Yanks offer up. Don't forget two can dine for $9.99 in Fee's Bath House if you use the same tub that is. I do love that car to sunroof all around in it, and Karen I think you are one of the Texas twins Georg refers to. LOL
good one brother Georg
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|LOL Delightful write, Georg; bravo!! More!! MORE!! I wanna' be in the AD Gang!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn. :D
Saving this gem; this is too good to pass up! LOL