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Who I do be...for Michelle's Challenge
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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If it weren't about me, it would be humor...;-)

A hippy at heart,
Though really just an old fart...



A pain in the arse, at most,

A lover of living near the coast,

Salt water does run in my veins,

Beach sand I do also love, saving it by grains…J


A rhyming writer by choice,

Not a singer, I have a terrible voice,

Rufuz is the dog that does of me own,

Can’t get up early in the morning without a groan…J


Driving for a living my life long ambition,

As a guy I can admit to passing some stinky emissions,

I live in a camper, but eight foot wide,

Liking my food either micro-waved or fried,

I hope you like my herein submission…J

© ed J 8/24/08

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Reviewed by Bonnie May 8/25/2008
Still laughing, great write my friend. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/24/2008
Surely you are a lot more than that, but it will do for a first installment!;-) Rufuz will write the next part;-)ET
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/24/2008
Ed, you are a riot, and I love you for it!! HILARIOUS answer to Michelle's challenge; you pass with flying colors! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/24/2008
I love who you are, Ed - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Challenge thrown, met and exceeded!
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 8/24/2008
Great write and from reading your poetry for so long, Ed this sounds just like you. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Felix Perry 8/24/2008
I like it and geez...the more of your work I read and the after this bio I am starting to wonder...if we were not brothers too, maybe I used to be called Ed before you were adopted away. lol

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 8/24/2008
Loved it...I could just vision you sitting kicked back just outside your camper grilling hotdogs, relaxing with Rufus, soaking up some rays, barefoot, with a smoke on the side....great write!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 8/24/2008
Sounds like a man on a mission. ;-)

Reviewed by Lois Christensen 8/24/2008
I like it. It sounds just like you living your life and Rufuz with you. So good a write, I think it is the winner? I hope so anyway. It tells all and is exciting too. Take care and thanks for entering. I am sure Michelle will be pleased for it.**********

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