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Wind
by Flying Fox AKA Ted L Glines

Saturday, September 13, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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As if by muse-magick - this one came to me right in the middle of a presidential debate ...


Wind
by Ted L Glines

Give us your sounds of adulation
grunts of grinning constipation
it really is no sin
no need to hold it in
let's hear a cheer -- flatulation

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Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 9/19/2008
Funny piece my friend and thanks for the suggestion on my poem LOVE. Point well taken.
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 9/18/2008
This made me smile. I thought I was going to read a poem about Gustav!
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 9/18/2008
funny verse Ted, I think all those politicians need to get their diet straight and eat more fiber, all of them are full of chit, if Obama thinks a Black man can come into this phucked up system and change it, he's nuts in the head, even if he does make president, before he does they'll see him dead
Reviewed by Glenda Bixler 9/18/2008
Comment: I knew there was a reason I didn't watch!
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 9/17/2008
This has been an on-going subject with my four and six yr. olds.
My father, being born in Amsterdam, taught us that "Wind" is called "Bruh Koost" (sp?) Dutch word for "pants cough"
...Well, I've been trying to teach them not to say "the f word" in public! LOL!
Your a hoot, Tedders! How are you manning in Texas?
Hope you are well and Ike stayed far away...I've been out of commission in the writing world, am busy with local venues with galleries, restuarants and nightclubs, either reading , playing or marketing my art. Busy TRYING to make $$$$
Aren't we all? :)
So glad to be here today! :)


Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by William Potter 9/14/2008
OMG! This is just what I needed...a good laugh!

Well done!

William
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/14/2008
LOL Too much wind: not only from hurricanes! Brilliant observation and write, Ted, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 9/14/2008
Lots of wind, and windbags, around these days!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 9/14/2008
Oh my..this is so funny....well done dear man....Hugs
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/14/2008
Oh yes, that does seem to be just the best explanation of a presidential debate...the last word floored me, good laugh, thanks, Ed
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 9/13/2008
Needed a laugh for tonight. Thank you.

Mary
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