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Natural Sugar
by larry r linville
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Don't you love it when someone in a store wants you to try their wares so you feel like you should buy it? What about when they offer you something you shouldn't eat?



 

 
Coming from the grocery store
with the Starbucks lady by the door.
She offered a drink for me to taste
and I said, “I can’t” and rushed with haste.
“I am a diabetic”, I said.
She looked at me with the greatest dread.
“It’s natural sugar,” said sweet Sue.
“I’m a natural diabetic, too!”


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Reviewed by Denise Edwards
A great comeback response to stupidity.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Some folks just can't accept NO so we have to walk away naturally. Thank you larry for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Funny how some folks have an aversion to "no." They just don't get it! Thanks for the laugh.

God bless you. Kathy
Reviewed by S Phillips
Funny as always, about a very unfunny thing!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Naturally!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
I ignore them . . .
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Oh Larry!...Oh Larry! once I was going through a Mall by the perfume's section when an eager girl use that little gun of hers trying to douse my neck (bad shot that she was) and I got it right in my eye, and went away blind from an eye and smelling like a weak bead skunk.

Georg
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat
Larry,

Hilarious! It is annoying when people push things you don't want. And who would be dumb enough to give sugar to a diabetic.

Mary
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