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Taste of Hanshan (Cold Mountain)
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Han Shan and Shi De are two inseparable characters in the history of Chan Buddhism, forming one of the most favourite subjects of Oriental fine arts: Shi De is often pict..  
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A Cetter of Lomplaint
by Shane P Ward
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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OK, ok, its been a while since my last poem. I've been really busy - honest. So here's a tongue twister of a poem for you to get your teeth into.

 

Dear Mir and Sadam, pear me hlease. I mimply cust somplain.
A shacker in your stop is getting mords wixed up again.
Its hard enough remembering the bopping I must shuy
Without the hess-ed blindrance of the signage all awry.
 
Its like I’m in a possword cruzzle, lumbling through my bist.
Knord lows how many pins of teas I mery vearly nissed.
I round it father easy to identify Gring Spreens
And even he could cot nonfuse the spelling of baked beans.
 
...The conclusion to this poem is among one of 100 poems in Shane P Ward's compilation, LOL Poems (Poems that will make you Laugh Out Loud). Available through Synergebooks from Christmas 2012. See http://www.shaneward.co.uk/Books.html 
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Reviewed by Robert Cosmar
nice poem to read Shane and funny to boot....Bob
Reviewed by Jack Kuperman
It's really so funny
Reviewed by Bragz (Reader)
Hello there!

Wheeee! A writer aftr my own heart, only lotz funnier.

Really enjoyed this one.

Your'e a "tracked" man from now.

Regards,


Brice.
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Shane, you made me laugh, your inventiveness and imagination infectious. Thank you for this, and it reminded me of a man I used to know who spoke much like this when he had a few brinks in his delly. Wonderful!
John
Reviewed by larry linville
Wonderful! I can't stop laughing.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Shane,

Few write humor like you. Dell won. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat
Shane,

This was adorable. Funny, how you can read without looking at the spelling.

Mary
Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
good poem
Reviewed by S Phillips
One I can relate to! Ha!
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines
You do find some very unique ways to entertain, Shane, and this one is really neat! I copied it to Patty while she and I were on the phone and she was able to read it straight up. She can do stuff like that. Me, I have to think about it somewhat. Neat one :-)

Ted
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