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Halloween Limmerick
by Denise Edwards
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Dee Dee went to have a wallow
down in old Creek Hollow
feeling a little apt for fun
young hormones wild and on the run

She went to meet her Beau Bee Bee
who was waiting anxiously
near his daddy's little pond

It was October thirty one
and she had promised to give him some
so young Bee Bee had a fully loaded gun

After some awkward kisses
and some nervous strokes & caresses
young Bee Bee was fully alert
rolling around on  top of Dee Dee
so excited he thought he had to pee pee
and his first spurt shot down the front of her skirt

Dee Dee giggled and stared at the wet place
as young Bee Bee tried to hide his red face

A lesson for these young male teenies
and some of you older male Hyeenies
Top off,  before you bare your Halloweenies!


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Reviewed by Denise Edwards 10/9/2008
No, Ed! "Top off", meaning choke the chiken before you present it for a fixin(: I heard say, you may stay, rollin in the hay, all day, if you do it that way! (: ( i know, i'm a baaad girl)
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 10/9/2008
Oh My, you are a trip Denise!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/8/2008
You mean I should "take my hat off"...? ;-) ed
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/8/2008
Kool write Denise
Most enjoyable reading
Love & peace be with you

Reviewed by Southern Comfort 10/8/2008
A cute hoot! Thanks for this Halloweeny SMILE-MAKER! HUGS! SC
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/8/2008
Love it...excellant.

Reviewed by Rebecca Russell 10/8/2008
Cute! Rebecca

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