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My Redneck Alter Ego Salley Sue Will Be Attending Freaky Fee's Halloween Ball!!


By Salley Sue

I heered all about Freaky Fee痴 ball
and decited I'll come to see all a ya値l
Have me some a that nocked on yo azz punch
taste a few and them finger foods fer lunch

Now a fine woman like me kan稚 be too careful
about what costoomb she chewzes to ware
so I went to the costoomb store uptown
to see what kinda sceery stuff they had in thare

They purdy much left me to help myself
so I pulled down this number from offen the shelf
It were green and red and scandalous short
I tried the thang on and them sales ladys
strated to point, guffaw and snort

Well I thought I looked downright elegent
So I paid fer tha thang and off I went
I kant wait to arrive at the party that night
lookin all sexy and jest hot damn rite

Nobody elze will have a costoomb like mine
I値l be dressed like an elf at Chrizmastime
In nigh on six months I aint shaved my legs
Ever time I walk past tha kennel
that redbone hound sits up and begs
Cause they痴 plum covered in red hair
I値l shore be the finest woman thair

I wanna have me a dance with ole Freaky Fee
I been a havin daydreamzs bout him and me
And Ole Edvard the vampire, I知 sweet on him
We値l spend three hours like last year
a getin it on in hiz double coffin again

He aint took no bath in three hunerd years
he done that jes fer me, it brung me to tears
And tho I washed my bootay last Christzmastime
I bet his地 don稚 stank no more than mine

So get ready Freaky Fee cause here I come
Wanna dance with all them wolfmen afore I知 done
Make all a them wimin green with jailosee
cause aint none of them gonna look good az me

YEEEEE HAW Brang on the punch and the wolfmen

10/10/2008 Salley Sue

Music "Ghostbusters"

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Reviewed by Mark Chevalier (Reader) 10/14/2008

And a very stunning pic to go with it... Certainly paints a vivid, if yet disturbing picture of the

Be well and be safe, always
Reviewed by Tabitha Carter 10/13/2008
Wow, this is something funny alright! You have perfected everything in this poem! This is the biggest costume party of the decade, I suppose! Clever!
Reviewed by Morning Star 10/12/2008
Ha ha cant stop laughing
Yea..So get ready Freaky Fee
I don't think Freaky Fee can handle this dance Lol
La Belle This one its so funny I just Cant stop Lol
Peace Love and Light...Morning Star
Reviewed by Denise Edwards 10/11/2008
Lmao! Rotfl! A belly acher, my goodness gurl! I love this and the pic just sets it up good! Thanks for the laugh!
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 10/11/2008
La Belle,

LMAO - fantastically clever . . . exceptional write!

Best wishes,

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 10/11/2008
SCREAM! What a hoot. Can't wait to meet her from a distance. lol. Liz
Reviewed by Dale Clark 10/11/2008
So funny... yet scary LOL that pic specilly
Reviewed by Bonnie May 10/11/2008
Holy cow I didn't think even your words would top that picture...but they did. GReat write. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 10/11/2008
This was freakin hilarious!!!!!
Can't wait to bump into You Sally Sue, and get some pointers on how to manage my points!
Peace, love and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/11/2008
Ole Edvard Vampire has already lighted the looooooooove candles round the coffin and filled it with hairy tarantulas so we have a warm blanket and some privacy from those brothers of mine.
whayawaitinfor????????????! ! ! ! !

Ole Edvard (with the sucking teeth)

Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/10/2008
Okay now you are really getting me excited and I guess I better go to wardrobe and decide just what I will wear this year as well. hugs
Reviewed by jude forese 10/10/2008
that pic scared the sh*t out of me ... took a couple of reads to overcome the effects ;) fun poem, La Belle ...
Reviewed by John Flanagan 10/10/2008
now that's my kind of woman...but then I'm at a safe distance. This is a great and wonderful laugh and you are wonderful for sharing it.
Love it!
Reviewed by Linda Law 10/10/2008
Ooh Sally Sue.... don't those "thangs" hanging down to your knees hurt??? I couldn't even look at this photo...hehe... so... I sure hope that Brew they serve will be mitey blinding.... and I do agree... you will be fighting off those Eds and Freds and Georg and whoevers....hehehe.... lindalaw
Reviewed by Chuck Keller 10/10/2008
Yeeee Haw yourself, Salley Sue! Thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/10/2008
What a wonderful, freeky tale you have penned! I love the music too! Did I ever mention that when I lived in California we got to see the "real" Ghostbuster's Ambulance????? Got the opportunity to see the "Bat Mobile too". A fun time....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/10/2008
I have a few minor pieces of advice especially if yer drivin'...Keep the windows up, no need for the neighbors to get a whif, er, uh, look & be sure to follow the posted speed limits as if a cop stops you he might throw you in jail and the men in there have not seen a woman, any woman in a long time and you might turn them all gay...oh sorry, did I say that outloud...JERSEY devil
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/10/2008
Laughing too hard to review -
Reviewed by Anthony Hall 10/10/2008
Hiyah Sally Sue
its wolfman Clem
yo costoom fits purfek
and yer lookin mighty slim!
I caint wait to getta whiff
of yer ahmpit hair
sink ma tooth in yer bootay
yes I dee-clare!
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 10/10/2008
LOL! I can't stop laughin'! Belle, where on earth did you get her picture? All I can say is, "Sally Sue is somethin' else!" Hilarious poem!
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 10/10/2008
Sally Sue,

Fantastic. Have to watch out for all the ghosts and goblins and watch out for the wolfmen! Music is fittin' too. You'll be purtier than a vampire looking at an alabaster neck!


Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/10/2008

Saw that picture, got scawed!! LOL Oh, my LORD!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :0 *gasping for air* (QUICK!! I need OXYGEN!!)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/10/2008
Ole Evard the vampire, I知 sweet on him
We値l spend three hours like last year
a getin it on in hiz double coffin again

My, Oh, My, Sallie Sue, Don't You Look Real Darn Cute,
I know my Brother Edvard Will Just Love Your Costume!
But you just might want to shave them there hairy legs,
Vampire Edvard, of Hairy Women, is Still Deathly Afraid!

His Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/10/2008
Oh Sally Sue, They gonna be fightin' ova you..!
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