Fee’s Party is done for another year… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Fee’s Party is done for another year… by Ed Matlack Saturday, November 01, 2008 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan That dog is no longer there, he was the only thing edible that I could find...not even one cat in the neighborhood to munch on...

Fee was arrested, The party got out of hand, Everybody contested, When the cops took away the band… Maybe we all went overboard, When to the ceiling we hung his Harley, At the party, believe me we were not bored, Except for his Canadian dishes, They all tasted to me like barley… He didn’t import the right flies, He tried to use moose flies to get by, Okay, so I called the cops to report his lie, Who knew they would arrest him, Who knew from his poetry, that he was a Canadian mafia guy… © ed ~ 11/1/08

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Reviewed by Rose Rideout	11/2/2008

You are very lucky that he was the only one arrested because we all traveled so far to attend the bash. Great time had by all. Thank you for sharing, prepare for the next party. Newfie Hugs, Rose




Reviewed by Felix Perry	11/1/2008

Well I am still happy that the party was such a happening event and one that will be remembered for a long time. Now if "you talking to me" about the flies, not my fault he got the moose dropping mixed up as dip and dipped our lovely Canuck Blue flies into that. See ya'll at the Christmas Party Fee




Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER	11/1/2008

You gots that right Jersey, and he plays rough, best you take a coors bath so he won't find you, and you wake up with a horse head in your bed




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	11/1/2008

You know Fee's gonna git you for that. LOL And what a mess you left behind! He's REALLY gonna git you for that. Well done, Ed. (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.




Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)	11/1/2008

Oh my heavens.....I think I better go to work now...cute real cute dear man...Hugsssss




Reviewed by Bonnie May	11/1/2008

A very cute and funny write. Love, Bonnie




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	11/1/2008

And now, what the hell am I gonna tell Ma??!! She was really hoping that Freaky Fee would put us up for awhile. And you had to get him arrested. Oh, Man... And leave those cats alone, Bro!




Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines	11/1/2008

I must admit that the dog does look mouth-waterin delicious. Now I know what I'll have for supper when I get home. I was going to munch the Pomeranian but he was nothing but hair. However, the neighbor has this cat; add some chili seasoning and, wah lah -- buffalo kitty :-) But, like Edvard says, Tahiti is really nice this time of year. Ted




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	11/1/2008

You know your a** is grass, don't ya, Ed?? Fee's goin' to lower the boom on you! LOL Funny write; bravo! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D




Reviewed by Georg Mateos	11/1/2008

Now you gonna and did it, get sweet Rose on her eighteenwheelers to greet us on the highway you moron! didn't you know the those Canadian cousin are bad asses like ours Appalachian rednecks? I am taking PeeWee to Tahiti until all calms down. Bye bye sucker! Edvard the elder