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Electric Body Blue
by A Serviceable Villain
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
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'. . . he would do them all day long.

He sang the electric body blue

Drove all women crazy 'cause

he had killer looks and lots of

dough in the bank.

He would get them in bed and

have their heads spinning like

a top - he would do them all

day long.

He bought them everything

and then some; like to

impress - fulfilled all their

material needs.

He could cook like a gourmet

Do all yard and house work

Do all the shopping and take

care of the kids.

He was a master plumber and

could do electrical work too

Could paint inside and out

Never made a mess.

He even did windows, would

wash all the clothes, and then

make mad passionate love

Liked exchanging bodily fluids.

He would do a massage that

would drive women wild and

then have sex kama sutra

style #42 - the scorpion.

He sang the electric body blue

'Cause he knew what women

wanted - for you see, he was

just a figment of their imagination!

'2008' RLS

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Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Oh Shoot, Sugar You had me all hot and bothered, just to leave me hangin! Twerent very nice, Yankee Doodle! HUGS! SC
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Like Bonnie I was going to put in my order too. Lol Excellent!

Blessings and huggs,
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
darn. I was going to order one of those..'til I read the
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Oh the imagination....grrrrrrr!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Dale Clark
Ah yes, 'a figment of their imagination'
I like that, very nice piece.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
for you see, he was
just a figment of their imagination!

Ho, Ho! But at least most of us men can do a few of those things!

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
This is an excellent poem,I like the ending the best.Your work is always a joy to read,take care

Reviewed by jude forese
you never know what the imagination can bring on ;)

well written, Robert ...

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Wow, that ending was unexpected but dang, this is good. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
I just love that ending, Lance. Stark and real! Thank you. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Cynthia Buhain-Baello
Hello Robert,

I recall that song- my generation! Very prolific and amusing! You write so well! Enjoyed it very much.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Wow what a tease!;-) you mean figment of your imagination you wrote the poem;-) hahaha a nice change , Lance...

Reviewed by Debby & Gordon Rosenberg
LOL..good one
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Oh my heart be still!!! Pleasant dreams...........

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Bonnie May
GEE, I was gonna order one...sounded too good to be true. Quite an imagination you have my friend. Quite...This was excellent...Love and hugs, Bonnie
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