THIS IS NOT A POEM - I LIED!
WHY? BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE HERE READ MORE POETRY THAN OTHER STUFF!
HUMOR? OR HORROR? OR BOTH?
OH! THE PIC? REAR VIEW OF MT. RUSHMORE!
© - Tom Hyland - 01-29-09
A Bird in the Hand is better than a WMD hidden in a BUSH!
If at First you donít Succeed, have your Brother Rig the Election Returns!
Donít like the Constitution? Change it - by Executive Order!
Habeas Corpus? Whatís that? I donít know no Latin!
My English ainít real good either! Valedictorian Iím not!
Blood for Oil? You got to be Kiddiní - Right?
Haliburton does What? For How Much? WOW! I didnít know that!
Tell me again - Dick, you SHOT Who?
Yeah? Well, my Dad didnít get Him - I Did! So There!
Screw the Geneva Convention! Itís NOT Torture!
I had FUN when I was a ĎFly Boyí in the Air Force Reserves - When I WENT!
Management Skills? Just look at My Oil Companiesí Failures!
The History Book will Prove I was Right - the One I Write!
A Cherubic Smile and a ďS**t-Eatiní GrinĒ - what more does a C-I-C need?
Civilian Casualties? OOPS! Thatís just Collateral Damages!
Electricity in Baghdad? Heck, weíve only been workiní on it for FIVE Years!
MY CLAIM TO FAME?
CRAIG FERGUSONíS PRESIDENTIAL QUOTES!
ARCHAIC - no longer useful or efficient.
APHORISM - a succinct statement expressing
An opinion or a general truth.
© - TKH
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|Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford
|Very clever Tom. The workings of a creative mind.
|Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
|I don't know all your strange words Tom, yet I understood every one of them ha, sort of lyrical, sort of music to my ears, sort of the truth, poetry to me. Bless You! Jasmin Horst|
|Reviewed by D Johnson
|Just try saying "archaic aphorism" ten times without stopping. It will come close to listening to a #43 speech.
Cheers and Peace,