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A Synopsis of the Brothers Ed Theorem…by Rufuz Freud
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, February 15, 2009
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Sigmond was my brother in another existence,

Trying to keep people from getting all stressed and tense,

But here today we are not to discuss others,

Here today we are to speak of the Brothers Ed & their mother…

 

Edvard(k) being the OLDEST,

Is not necessarily as well the wisest,

Throughout their good life, he was though a wise guy,

Most of the time since he read Mutiny on the Bounty,

He has acted and started to look like old Capt. Bligh…

 

Those other brothers were his whipping boys,

If he deserved punishment, ma always thought he was an angel,

And the two of them, were for him just plain meat to beat,

They didn’t get hit hard, but he was always desiring more,

He didn’t care, they got beat, not ever did he…

 

Then there was the next oldest brother, Pee-wee,

Ma never admitted it but supposedly he was named,

After the size of that which hangs between his legs,

Most people thought it was just because he was short in stature…

 

Then there was & is the best of the three,

Obviously that’s the Jersey Devil, yeah that’s he,

If Ma truly wanted an angel she looked in the wrong direction,

Ma listens to the others, as she is gettin’ up in years,

Her mind is starting to go, she says she wants to go back,

To the good old days of gangsters and racketeers…

 

 

 

 

© Rufuz Freud…02.15.2009

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 2/16/2009
funny stuff Ed, pee-wee, I hope his foot isn't that big, cause when he reads this, u might get the boot, hehe
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 2/16/2009
Ed~!

Cleverly conceived and penned . . . terrific!!


Best Always,

Lance
Reviewed by Felix Perry 2/16/2009
Love this and the way you captured all of those Ed's. LOL

Fee
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 2/16/2009
Ok you put a smile on my face again. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/16/2009
Ma never admitted it, but supposedly he was named,
After the size of that which hangs between his legs

Dear Dr. Rufuz,

Contrary to what you may have heard, that's where I hung my little stub of a writing pencil, since we were too poor for dear old Ma to get me a new one. And I wrote down all the terrible things that my two brothers did when we were kids with that pee wee pencil.

Sincerely,
Pee Wee Ed

PS Ask Jersey what Ma said about that tiny thing located between his ears!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 2/15/2009
Look here Freud Rufuz, he's cooked you up a steak admitt it, you're trulin into your synopsis or should that be pork chopsis,
next you'll be doing what was really important in his work sexual analyisis of all the Ed's now that should have an audience, in the meantime I'd hide somewhere from the dog catcher lill Rufuz, and watch out for that sharpshooting Edvard, I would anyway ha,
Blessings a wonderful write, I just wish that Jersey could write like that. Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 2/15/2009
We gonna get you! you dirty unfathered ungrateful full of lice mutt! You gotta all wrong yer miserable picture of a cat, I was the one protecting those empty heads of a brothers! ! !

Not yer oonkle anymore.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 2/15/2009
At least the two other Eds don't have wooden pegs for legs
and a hook fer a hand...
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 2/15/2009
RUFUZ - PICTURE-PERFECT PICTURE!

LARRY, MO, AND CURLY - THREE DIMWITS! THE JEWISH WORD IS - NUDNICKS!

SHOULD YOU LOOK IN A THESAURUS FOR 'MA BARKER' -
THERE YOU WILL FIND A PICTURE OF THESE THREE MISFITS' MOTHER!

ALL IN ALL - A SAD LOT !!! HOW COME THERE IS NEVER ANY MENTION OF THEIR PA?

DO 'THEY' EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS/WAS? HOPE THEY'RE NOT ILLEGITIMATE!

'COURSE THAT WOULD 'SPLAIN THEIR IDIOCY, AS WELL AS THEIR IDIOCYNCRACIES !

RUFIE - MAKE SURE YOU MAINTAIN A PROPER 'DISTANCE' AT ALL TIMES -

EXCEPT WHEN PEEIN' ON THEIR LEGS! WOOF?

TOM-KAT

Reviewed by Gene Williamson 2/15/2009
I think you made your point perfectly, Ed (or Rufuz).
There's something in that South Jersey water/sand.
-gene.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/15/2009
ROTF! A perfect analysis, Sir Rufuz. Take a bow!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Now: how to help these boys before they get into any more trouble?
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