Happy April Fools Day, You Fools!
by Kimmy Van Kooten
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Okay...this is a day late, but, I'm still posting it! I had a long day but, it just wasn't long enough! Hope you weren't too fooled! :)
"Happy April Fools Day, You Fools!"
A country booby or city tit?
Patch, the fool, or full of wit?
Ferdyshchenko, flip the finge . . .
Err . . . Well, even Pocket's saved some brilliance in his bag of wind!
And all Patsy Schlemiels are pushovers!
With their droller pranks and mountebanks
Outfoxing every sucker in cunning circumvents . . .
Very deceptive tricksters, they are, some with sidekicks, namely, Muggins
They're thigh-slapping jesters . . . and now I'm thinking my one leg might be longer than the other . . . ?
I was duped! ...led on to delude . . .
Cozened like a cod, knowingly misled, and you?
Chump if you may, yes man, I marked a fish out of water and
Named it Trump!
You'all are arses! . . . Donkey ears with bells on . . . folly, frippery and fun!
Well, that's fine. . . until their belly laugh becomes my punch line!
Puck! Moving Bucket! . . . Duck!
There's a harlequin!
Preying on the aim, a comedienne . . .
But, if he blackguards me, he'll be sure to grape
He and his so-called antics, I'll just purple his gags of japes!
Such idiots! . . . baubles in hand, oaf performers, they bumble to amuse, their hangers-on-err's!
Would any cavalcade hunger for this piece of cake?
Maybe a lubber, a tag, or a very merry Andrew, that SOB lampoon . . . !
Had me laughing til I wheezed, the big buffoon!
Oh! ...and Costard, such a silly man, who's carrying the pickle now?
Damn, didn't Dylan steal it from Presley, the crown?
You ain't nothing but a hound dog!
Here . . . sniff this!
Happy April Fools Day, You fools!
Copyright April 1, 2009
Kimmy Van Kooten
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|Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
|:) Love Your Humor Kimmy!!! :)
I am real late....sorry
I enjoyed your April Fools Poem
|Reviewed by Sandie Angel
This was a fun read. Thank you for sharing this April Fool's Day poem!!
Sandie Angel :o)
|Reviewed by H Cruz
|LoL, Blarney; a whimsical James Joyce here|
|Reviewed by Ronald Hull
|My arse , what a farce. Happy fools to you'lls , too.
|Reviewed by Felix Perry
|Kimmy you have me in tears of laughter, you must be one hell of a funy lady if your writes are this funny.
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|I forgot what yesterday was, but who have I got to fool, besides my doggie...ed|
|Reviewed by Dale Clark
|lol too funny... rich|
|Reviewed by Georg Mateos
|People goin' to Hooters...we call'em late "suckers"?
And, crazy woman, ain't go sniff nuthin'! ! !
Edvard the Elder
|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
|ROFL!! Happy April Fool's Day this April 2 - hey, I've slept since then. A fun write, well done, Kimmy!! (Miss you here!!)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
|Reviewed by Phillip William Allen
|Enjoyed how you put this pen in its proper perspective. The use of words was excellant.|
|Reviewed by John Flanagan
At your wicked wittiest best this twit loves it!
|Reviewed by Rose Rideout
|Thank you for sharing Kimmy.
Newfie Hugs, Rose
|Reviewed by Will Bates
|sniff..........love it! ferocious!|
|Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
|hey it's still 4/l where I am with an hour to spare *grins* not late....this is a hoot! loved it!|