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Oinker Flu...
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, April 26, 2009
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Sorry folks for the rant of sorts, as I am getting VERY TIRED of reading how everything and anything seems to be a contributing factor in the end of mans reign on Earth...e

Already I am reading of pandemic worries,

The 5th estate, our wonderful media, started pushing it,

Sure in Mexico a greater number of people did pass,

But isn’t it more so there because the medico’s have less class,

More likely we'd be to see in mid-summer snow flurries...


They don’t have the drugs available to them,

That the larger more advanced countries have,

And for the most part so far,

Symptoms here have yet to be up to their par…


But to regress, the media is already talking world destruction,

From this version of the flu’ introduction,

Maybe we should hide in our beds, with Lysol spray at the ready,

Wear face masks to breathe through & rubber gloves,

To keep us from maybe getting dead(y)…


I am so tired of hearing the media blow things out of proportion,

And for the most part it seems that the news turns out to be distortion…



© ed ? 4/26/09

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Reviewed by Will Bates 4/30/2009
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 4/27/2009

"This lil Piggy went to Market,
this lil Piggy stayed Home,
this lil Piggy was Rotten,
and gave everybody the FLU ...

If the Wolf huffs n' puffs -
he's probably got the SWINE FLU ...
from eatin' Lil Piggies!

Does the word PANDEMONIUM come from PANDEMIC?
or Vice Versa ?

Might want to avoid Bacon and Ham Sammiches for awhile?

Finally - a MASK on you would certainly help - The REST of the WORLD!

PISCES - fishes ... TK
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 4/27/2009
Jasmin is right Ed, it does, but not if you smoke it, you gotta boil it and make tea, breaks up Chronic bronchitis plegm ( i hate that word) and gives your immmune system a good kick.
So Boil not smoke ;):)
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/27/2009
Lil'brother, just in case, don't go socializing with people that may or may not carry the damn bugs, better safe than sorry, and please, please, what you doing reading the papers? better make joints with them!

Edvard(k) the Flu-Free Elder Brother

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 4/26/2009
Fear is the greater enemy, what you fear you attract and manifest...better to think healthy thoughts that you are safe...It actually works :)
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 4/26/2009
Don't panic, but take this seriously! So well I remember the Asian Flu that came into Texas (San Antonio), and ironicly from San Diego. Nearly 70,000 deaths in U.S., and nearly got me; 45+ days in hospital. No flu shots then, as no flu shots for swine flu, now. From San Diego to Dallas earlier this week, and thank God for the alertness of our media and medical investigators in this area. Just take precautions...Don't worry, Ed, I'm not travelling anywhere :o)
Blessings, Love, and Health - Micke
Reviewed by Connie Faust 4/26/2009
Now why didn't I think of that? I guess I'm too excitable. Or maybe Bill just has too much news on tv. I'm brainwashed! You're probably right, Ed. After all, we're just coming out of a very cold global warming winter.
I love your word "dead(y)" Ok if I borrow it sometime?
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 4/26/2009
Isreal should be a safer place then your bed, no pigs there, no Sir!
Ed, you and I must have been smoking the same stuff, I just wrote a similar one, you are right on of course, a great Sunday read.
Keep well my friend, did you know that Cannabis has antiviral properties? Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 4/26/2009
i am with you--good rant

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