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A case of Lysol, a box of rubber gloves & a gas mask…
by Ed Matlack

Monday, April 27, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Is this all we need,

After passed on from the birds & bees,

Not to mention the little piglet,

They did give us of the flu their seed…


Hiding in our beds,

Covering with a mask our heads,

No longer can we even eat the pork bread,

Canned foods only instead…


Hibernating in my shoebox,

Little do I with others intermix,

Not that I am in anyway anti-social,

Just would prefer not to get sick…


Just being safe,

Getting sick would cause me chafe,

Leave me alone, best for this little waif,

Got some food & drink,

Don’t have to intermingle,

With the sickly people,

I know, I know, I just for the most part stink…



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Reviewed by Felix Perry 4/29/2009
Well I have seen the worst and best of times but I will refuse to hide away, I won't take crazy chances but I would rather live free than chained to what the chabber box preaches but maybe I will buy some of those handi wipes that have the disinfectant built

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 4/28/2009
Very humerus. Well penned. J'nia
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/28/2009
What a picture you paint, brother - a stinky old man in a box. For God's sake, let Rufuz use that Gas Mask!!
Reviewed by larry linville 4/28/2009
you reflect on the panic one receives by watching only a couple or three minutes of cable tv.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/28/2009
PeeWee is sending you 10 pounds of pork-chops and 2 hams, he's been generous after Ma told him, "no way José"

Edvard(k) the Elder Healthy Brother

Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/27/2009
Nothing wrong in being careful, I am, and don't want to be stupid by not being careful,with my illness I can't take chances. Stay home and play tag with Rufuz;-)
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 4/27/2009
EDvil DEvil - you? little? HAH!

GOOD NEWS - MPT TV just now - OK TO EAT PIG! Contagion only via people contact!

oh - yeah - almost forgot - might want to add another item to your survival kit -

CONDOMS !!! Wouldn't want to spread no LIL DEVILS around either!


Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 4/27/2009
Don't forget to get your stash in a dry place, and practice your prayers, according to one of our friends, it can be a most unpleasant affair, especially if you are not ready to go yet. I have a suspicion it's one of those biological experiments for warfare that has escaped again, but a gas mask didn't help even in 1917, if you have gas take a pill man. Be good man! Jasmin Horst

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