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5 W's - Plus How?
Use ALL SIX - and someday -
YOU may be a Reporter
© - Tom Hyland - 07-03-09
Why is Y a CROOKED Letter?
‘Cause it STEALS Your Heart Away!
Y do we SMELL ODORS -
But SMELT ORES?
Y is an ORE stuff from a Mine -
And an OAR is a Pusher of Brine -
Yet, an ‘HORE is a Bloody Brit’s Prostitute?
NOTE: Just HAD to mention our Pond CUZZINS -
To remind them that we kicked Thar ARSES - TWICET!
Y does AYE mean Yes to Tars -
And EYE means to LOOK at -
Like maybe Stars?
Y does BY mean Near -
And BYE mean C-YA?
Y is C the Third Letter -
Yet SEE means Look -
And SEA is Wet Water?
And HolY SEE is People?
Duh? Y ?
Y does YA really mean YOU -
Yet - YEW is an Evergreen -
And YE is a plural THEE?
Y is THEE a plural THOU -
And Yet - THE is pronounced THEE?
Y do - ‘Fools Fall in Love’?
Y do - ‘Birds Sing So Gay’?
Y does ‘Rain Fall From Up Above’?
And ‘Lovers Await The Break of Day’ -
Please - ‘Tell Me Why’?
( Remember Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers? )
Y are BEETLES BUGS?
Yet BEATLES are BEATERS?
And BEETS are Red Veggies?
Yet BEATS are things Cops Used to Walk?
Y is ‘uck’ a Bad Word, or FOUL when it starts with ‘F’?
Yet - when ‘D’ is used it’s a Cute FOWL?
And a ‘hit’ Outside the Baseline is a FOUL-BALL?
Y does Twelfth Day mean Epiphany -
Yet - Twelfth Night means the Eve, or Night Before?
‘Bloody Brits’ Again?
Y does Twelvemo mean the same as Duodecimo?
A Book formed by Folding a Sheet Twelve Times!
Yet - Dewey Decimal is a Library System?
Y does Twilight of the Gods mean Ragnarok?
The Norse version of the German Gotterdammerung?
Yet - Jews, Christians, and Islams - call it Judgment Day?
Y didn’t Ishmael and Isaac ‘Get Along’?
See - Isagogics!
Y does ILL mean Sick?
Yet - ILE is French for ISLE?
And I’LL means I WILL?
( is it the Friggin’ French - or the Bloody Brits - Yet Again ) ?
Y are most of our Words from: Latin, French, or English?
Yet - we Really Speak American?
Remember “The Americanization of Emily”?
Great Flick! Julie Andrews and James Garner!
WhY Y (1) ?
The 25TH Letter -
Y (2) - abbr. of Yeoman -
Y (3) - Symbol for Y-Axis -
Or - Symbol for Algebraic Variable -
Or - Symbol for Yocto -
Y does YO mean - YOU?
Yet - YOB or YOBBO means Hooligan?
And - YOD or YODH is 10th Letter of Hebrew Alphabet -
While YAHWEH means GOD?
YAH! YEA! YES!
FEEL LIKE A YO-YO YET?
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|Reviewed by Georg Mateos
|Y is the fork of the Devil's apprentices, you should know, you are one of them! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDvard, the funny Ole Cousin
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Yes, I do, feel like a yo-yo that is...where do you get all this stuff...Have a Happy 4th, eat your fill, as I know for sure you will drink more than your fair share...;-) Ed|
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|Terrific graphic and poem, TomKat; you ROCK!! BRAVO!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Happy Fourth of July to you; may it be full of fun, festivities, food, and fireworks! And above all, stay SAFE!!
|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
|Wowsers, this is a good'un, Tom. Love the graphic. :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
In answer to your question, Y? Y N O T?!? :)
|Reviewed by D Johnson
|So many questions and I haven't finished my first cup of coffee. Thenk Gawd, it's decaf. And no, I don't remember Frankie Lyman, but I remember my gramma ravin about em,
This is just way too much stuff to think about so early in the morning... I may have to call my shrink.