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  A Boy Named Tiger Lily
by Mr. Ed
Monday, July 06, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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“My daddy left home when I was three,

And he didn't leave much to ma and me,

Just this old guitar, and an empty bottle of booze.

 

Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid,

But the meanest thing that he ever did,

Was before he left, he went and named me Sue.”

 

Johnny Cash,

A Boy Named Sue

 

 

 

Well, my lovely wife, Mean Tall Woman,

Had really taken a likin to our new kitten;

She was a pamperin, and a fussin over her,

By our little Tiger Lily, she was really smitten.

 

So, bein the extremely good husband that I am,

I decided to check her little Tiger Lily, fer fleas;

But when I began to examine her, up real close,

A real teensy, almost invisible, scrotum, I did see.

 

“Hey there, Mean Tall Woman!” I shouted real loud,

“I really think there’s somethin here, you need to see!”

And when I stuck that itsy bitsy kitty scrotum in her face,

The look of horror on her face, made me laugh hysterically.

 

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Little Big Man,

Are you tellin me my sweet Tiger Lily, is a male?”

I began laughin so hard, I nearly peed my pants,

As my wife’s shock, made her Apache face turn pale.

 

“And I really think we do need to change his name, real fast,

Callin him ‘Tiger Lily’ just won’t be good, for this little boy.”

So, after gettin over her shock and dismay, she finally shouted,

“Fine. We’ll call him Pee Wee; and I bet you’re now overjoyed.”

 

And I guess now, I’m just gonna have to apologize to my Ed Sister;

Her tiny namesake is now ‘Pee Wee,’ and he’s one tough little Mister.

 

PS: I’ll let the readers of this saga guess,

What I discovered about Pee Wee’s siblings;

But I will tell you the one we had named Jersey,

Does seem to like Barbie Dolls, and lacey things!

 

 

 

 

©2009, A Still Howlin, Mr. Ed

 

 

 
  


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Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 7/8/2009
Enjoyed this Ed......M HA, HA
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/7/2009
I sure hope you get another tiger lily;-) boo hoo...this was fun to read, bro pee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!heehee...TL
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/6/2009
Welcome to Mr Ed's wild world little Mr. Pee Wee. Patrick
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 7/6/2009
Oh my gosh Ed this is sooooooooo funny :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/6/2009
LOLOLOL Reminds me of the time when my friend Sharon found a little stray kitty (or, rather, it found HER!), and she thought it was a boy, so she named it Junior. Took the kitty to the vet to get it checked out; turns out Junior was a Girlie. So now Junior is a Girlie! LOL Adorable write, Ed; well penned! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 7/6/2009
this is funny-we once took a kitten in to be fixed-the vet didn't notice until after it was opened up that she was a he
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 7/6/2009
You're a firing poetic shrod with a shotgun, missing none, it seems always the same a wee bit of pussy getting one in trouble, very funny enjoyable. Bless ya! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/6/2009
Tooooo funny.

fee
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 7/6/2009
Unh oh! Someone's in trouble; wait 'til Tiger Lil hears about this! Ya shudda looked closer the first time 'round :o) And then diss'n Jersey in the same (hilarious) poem! Better head for them woods, Ed!
Blessings and Love (and a magnifying glass) - Micke
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 7/6/2009
Love it, Ed. That's why I always name my kittens Kitty. -gene.
Reviewed by JMS Bell 7/6/2009
HOW CUTE...FUNNY AND ENJOYED. YOUR PHRASES, IMAGERY AND RHYME PRODUCED A POEM WELL WRITTEN, OF A SPECIAL KITTEN, IN YOUR OVEN OF LOVEN. THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS. JOYCE
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/6/2009
Giggle....really enjoyed this one Ed. Great music too!!

Anna
Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard } 7/6/2009
Well I guess it's not a sister, but a little mister
Enjoyed the chuckle, thanks Ed
The Buzzard
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 7/6/2009
Hi Mr. Ed, How funny! I'll bet your glad that it wasn't a he/she! You wouldn't have known what to name it! Thank you for sharin' and carin'....

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by D Johnson 7/6/2009
fun read, Mr. Ed...

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Lori Moore 7/6/2009
Always nice to start the day with a smile... thank you.
Reviewed by DELETE ACCOUNT 7/6/2009
good one
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 7/6/2009
Funny One Ed, what a discovery! Well Pee Wee it is, save Tiger Lily for the next one...I am sure there will be a next one!
Thanks for brightening up my morning.
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/6/2009
ROFL! Great way to start my morning off, with a guffaw! Well done, Ed, and give TigerLily/PeeWee a (((HUG))) and a purr from me.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by ~ H (Reader) 7/6/2009
A humours poem this morning, Good! I can always use a good laugh Ed. Love Holly
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 7/6/2009
Oh boy! and they say that I am the one stirring trouble?! now we gonna have a cat fight and a Tasmanian Devil from Jersey one, hope Ma don't get her nickers all twisted!

EDvard Ole Brother


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