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Rednecks Like Christmas Too
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Sunday, December 13, 2009
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Rednecks Like Christmas Too
By La Belle Rouge

Twas the night before Christmas
And Bubba and me
drank us some beer and watched TV
The stockins was hung
on deer antlers on the wall
The Ole Lady and the kids
was asleep down the hall

When out in the road
we heard a humongus rattle
like big tommy guns
in a gangland battle
So out the door
we run like a rabbit
Trouble in the trailer park…
it was just our habit

Then what to our
half drunk eyes should appear
but Santa in the road
with a case of Coors beer
He was dressed all in red
his beard was dirty and tangled
pulling his Harley Hawg
was three donkeys he had wrangled

He said, “Howdy Boys,
would you like a cold one
Trailer park’s my last stop
I’m just about done”
Then with his middle finger
he gave us the bird
“Ya’ll been real naughty,
that’s what Santa’s heard”

“But here’s a case of beer
and a new camo huntin cap
two tickets to that club
where girls dance on your lap
I really should be going
My arrival The Mrs. is expecting
and a little holiday bang bang
she won’t be rejecting

He revved up the engine
and pulled down his goggles
The sound of that red Hawg
was so sweet it mind boggles
He called to his donkeys
with a shout he exclaimed
On Billy Bob, On Clarence
On What’s Your Name

He sped away but I heard him holler
as he yelled out our names
“Ya’ll be better next year
or you won’t get a damn thing!”

12/13/2009 La Belle Rouge


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Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
YOU! So funny Belle!
Love this! Great testimony in a Country Christmas sort of way...
Happy Holidays to ya'! may they be merrier than a redneck spinning in a washer, thinking it's a Jacuzzi lol

Blessings BIG and small, PurpleLadySHEE
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat
La Belle,

You had me a laughin like a hyener! Loved it.

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
This is g r e a t, La Belle~~!! Hysterical, superatively written. . . 'Who'da thunk a pome cud be iss innertainin'?' Mat read 'nother'un
sometam.' :) Thanks for sharing this 'jool.' MORE!! MORE!!!!!
XoX 'Pea' XoX
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Love it, he haw sounds like my reletives.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Destined to become a Chrismas classic of its own rite, move over Charlie Brown. Patrick
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
great write!
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Thanks for making me smile tonight, I shall go be good so I can get me
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Le napier rouge.....Gotta love 'em.

Merry Christmas to you,

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Great laugh, LaBelle,
funny and very clever.

Reviewed by rob bear
you took me back to my ccountry days back in new hampshire labelle. i had a good chuckle over this one, ayup
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
your sense of humor shines true Belle, great entertaining not so boring verse, hugs
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
LOL!!! La Belle, this is a hoot and a holler! Well done!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
*chuckling* Too cute, Belle; yer a mess! A mess, for true, but a loveable one! Ya knows I love ya, sweetie! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Thanks for the smiles on this gloomy day LaBelle...well done!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Ahhhh, Belle, a jug of white light'ning and yawl...
let them good times roll! -gene.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Cute write, La Belle.
Reviewed by D. Vegas
Belle, Love it!! Another great write---as all your poems ARE.
Reviewed by jude forese
smart and well written. La Belle ...
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
I smile :)
I adore this poem! lol
& Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!
"Rednecks Like Christmas Too"
Beers, Peanuts & Rattle Snake Shots :)
Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Very funny poem filled with humor and spirit.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
All I wont fer krissmas is big ole boll o cracklin's . . .
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Festive and hilarious. Great work! Hugs,
Reviewed by Richard Arrington
I think I know these people! They live across the mountain in North Carolina.-LOL A very good write, Belle.
twasn't me, it musthve been Fee, never ever would I insult you my darlin with that kind of cheap beer, no real man drink that here, no real lady either, but just for that nice poem, I'll have Fee come by with some real beer we call Moosehead, you all see, one bottle and you'll feel like bein laid by hawk handlebars, ah chucks, I gave it away, have a darn good Christmas, and Bubba too. Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Ain't that Santa Fee? the one up north with the canucks that likes to trash me Coors? he more corkabit couldn't find anywhere!!! an' he ain't no redneck but kayak rowing with a stringless guitar!

EDvard, Ole Brother

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