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Saints / Colts Humor
by Keith John Paul Horcasitas

Friday, January 29, 2010
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A Payton Manning Reflection on the afterlife; a joke about the Saints and the Colts from an anonymous contributor.

Peyton Manning died and went to heaven. God showed him a house and said, "This is yours for eternity. You should feel very lucky. Not everyone up here gets a house." It was a modest house with a faded Colts flag hanging on a small flag pole. Then Peyton looked around the corner and saw a 3 story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot flag pole with a huge Saints' fleur-de-lis, and a Saints towel in every window. He said to God, "I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I'm an all-pro QB. I hold many NFL records, and even went to the NFL Hall of Fame. Why does Drew Brees get a bigger house than me?" God replied, "That's not Drew Brees' house. That's Mine!"

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 1/29/2010
I guess I should refer you to a couple of friends who have a stake in this contest. They would of course agree. My Detroit Lions were devoured early on. Patrick



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