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  That Old Ed Family Shack
by Mr. Ed
Thursday, March 25, 2010
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Inspired by Brother Edvardís Poem,

ĎBrothers Ed, Maís Favorite Soní

Some Real Powerful Memories

It Brought, To Maís Second Son



Oh, what powerful memories, his new poem brought,

About those days, we spent in that old shack in the wood,

Our dear old Ma was always a smokin that big corncob pipe,

And old Brother Edvard was a belchin Moonshine, real good.


And Baby Brother Jersey, Baby Brother Jersey,

What a real Devil, he really was, way back then,

No matter what our dear old Ma tried to feed him,

Heíd be a spewin that nasty Swamp Gas, agin and agin.


No wonder, I really liked sleepin in The Great Outdoors,

No wonder, all of those wild critters, became my best friends,

No wonder, Edvardís poem brought back powerful recollections,

No wonder, Iím gettin choked up with them smells, all over again.



Oh, give me air, lots of air, under starry skies above,

Don't gas, and smoke, and belch me in.

Let me wander through the forest that I love,

Don't gas, and smoke, and belch me in.

†Let me be by myself, in the fresh, evenin' breeze,

And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees,

Send me off forever, but I ask you Please,

Don't gas, and smoke, and belch me in!

Sorry, Iím gettin too choked up, to continue,

And Iím a startin to cough now, real good,

So I just canít write about this, no more,

Iím a headin off, for a walk in the wood.


Oh, give me air, lots of air, under starry skies above,

Don't gas, and smoke, and belch me in.

Let me wander through the forest that I love,

Just don't gas, and smoke, and belch me in!




©2010, His Really Choked Up Brother, Pee Wee Ed
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Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/26/2010
LOL....reminds me of another good reason my ex is my ex LOL. He could put ya all to shame with his gas :-) Perhaps this is why I too am into the nature walks? Fun reading you:-)
Reviewed by Holly Ibbitson (Reader) 3/26/2010
Hi Ed, this was a blast to read!

Holly
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 3/25/2010
The family saga continues, what a hoot. Don't you just love those treasured memories...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 3/25/2010
chuckle
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/25/2010
Ahhhh, the old family shack in the wood,
I let out those farts because Ma said I should,
She said you stunk inside cause of the same advice, you never would,
And she said she was afraid of Edvard(k) because he would someday become a hood...jersey
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 3/25/2010
I guess a lot of us are happy not to be part of the Ed Clan, don't know if we could survive in that shack. LOL


Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 3/25/2010
speaking of your Ma's favorite son (i know, i know,,just have to pacify him lol)...just read his poem...what a clan you guys are..you make the world go round and get dizzzzzzzy...kiddin :)
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 3/25/2010
And I that always thought that the smell spreading one was you, cos Jersey said yer was...and Ma...and Tiger Lily...are you also a lier?

EDvard (tsh tsh) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/25/2010
Laughing too hard to comment ---- OW, my sides ---- that picture ---- these words ---- LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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