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My mouse is amongst the missing…
by Ed Matlack

Monday, May 31, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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And that cat surely looks content,

Sleeping on the warmth of my laptop,

He does of my net surfing prevent,

Wish for my mouse’ murder I could call a cop…

 

So now I got to use the “thumb wheel”,

I hope my mouse does in the cats tummy feel,

Like giving him acid reflux, from that meal,

I really wish the mouse was plugged in,

Zapped through & through, now wouldn’t that be a sin…;-)

 

You think jumping to conclusions I am,

Cause I have never seen a more contented feline,

He couldn’t have just played with his ball of twine,

No, he had to eat my mouse, washing it down with cat nip wine…

 

 

© ed ~ 5/31/10


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/2/2010
I HATE the "mouse tit" on laptops. Now the "ubs slot", well that's another matter. Patrick
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 6/1/2010
This is so cute and well written!
Blessings (from a dog lover)
Christine
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/1/2010
cute!
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins 6/1/2010
too cute
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/1/2010
That one looks like road-kill roasting on a very weird kind of grill!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Andy Turner 5/31/2010
Would it be a sin? erm. Could be fun, though. lol
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