And that cat surely looks content,
Sleeping on the warmth of my laptop,
He does of my net surfing prevent,
Wish for my mouse’ murder I could call a cop…
So now I got to use the “thumb wheel”,
I hope my mouse does in the cats tummy feel,
Like giving him acid reflux, from that meal,
I really wish the mouse was plugged in,
Zapped through & through, now wouldn’t that be a sin…;-)
You think jumping to conclusions I am,
Cause I have never seen a more contented feline,
He couldn’t have just played with his ball of twine,
No, he had to eat my mouse, washing it down with cat nip wine…
© ed ~ 5/31/10
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