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Four lines about God
by Georg E Mateos

Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Many of you know that my relationship with God is at sometimes strained because the way He plays chess. But otherwise, we are the best of pals, although He can't made His mind about when and I have not a clue as I am waiting for "the call"
Irreverence ain't giving me no good points I suppose...






God




Bored in the dark and alone he decided to create…us???
The only one around to comfort a dying soldier or a lost child.
Loving Father, understanding Son and a weird sense of humor!
A great chess player if He didn’t cheat by reading your mind!






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Reviewed by 000 000 6/27/2010
Love your words...and you
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/14/2010
Wierd sense of humor, eh?
What about the Platypus?
Figure that one out Darwin....LOL

~W~
Reviewed by Joel Sattler 6/10/2010
"God does not play dice with the Universe."
- Albert Einstein, referring to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.


"Yes he does!"
- me



!
Reviewed by Joyce White 6/10/2010
We're all waiting for that last game of Chess as we match wits with the universal fates. We're all if we're honest about it, estrangede with the circumstances of our lives. So many of us getting what we don't deserve, and so many of us getting what others have worked for their whole life but denied. Dear George, the fates are with you as long as you have friends and you seem to have accumuolated a choir of angels at your beck and call. Love, Joyce
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 6/8/2010
Oh, my goodness! I'm still laughing out loud. You and I have the same perspective about God. He is good and, indeed, He has a wonderful sense of humor.

You last line - so right on target.

God bless you,
Kathy
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen 6/8/2010
a sense of detachment is a good thing, georg. i've just returned to find that you are in a state of distress! know that your vast authorsden family stands with you & wishes you a speedy recovery, dear, dear poet.
peace & blessings, always,
carolyn
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 6/8/2010
Georg~ Get well soon! You know how much we all love you and miss you here at the den...
Ride your horses and dodge the Bishops! Your King is in control! Pawn off the white coats, kick at dark Knights, and never trade your Queen in! The castle is where its at, but you ain't ready for His check, mate~

Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Sheri Uy 6/7/2010
Georg, I hope you're OK. Be well my dear friend. Peace and love in Christ.

Love and hugs,
Sheri
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 6/7/2010
GeorgE ...

HE GONNA GET U FER THAT ONE! BETTER SAY 5 OUR FATHERS, 10 HAIL MARYS N'

15 MEA CULPAS! KT ZUC ...

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 6/7/2010
Weird sense on humor ... that reminds me of a scene in Devil's Advocate with Al Patchino. Well done, George!
Becca~
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 6/7/2010
I concur, but he gave us a mind, we think with it, and he dosent tell us what to think...just gives us a clean slate, if the game is shoddy :):)
Love Ch'erie
Reviewed by Morning Star 6/7/2010
Beautiful words of wisdom here
Excellent inspiring piece George

Georg.hope your OK
Please let us know how you are doing we are all worried
I'm praying that everything is fine with you!!
Please let us know how your doing!
Sending you Peace Love and Light...Yolie
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 6/6/2010
Georg, you must let us know how you are doing!!! We are waiting to hear..I love you, and send you healing energy..
Peace, love and angel light,
Amber
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 6/6/2010
Georg! Amen and God Bless the weak in heart! as I do daily!
Hope will bring you where you "NEED" to be and you will know, your heart will tell you so!

Blessings and Peace, Warrior PurpleSHEEoxxo
Reviewed by Emile Tubiana 6/6/2010
Dear Georg, although 24 colleagues particpated by reviewing your write, I prefer to pass as I don't discuss sacred things.
Love Emile
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 6/5/2010
lol that was an awesome close Georg! lol
"A great chess player if He didn’t cheat by reading your mind!"
Nope Can't Win For Los'in...
Twister is More Fun ...well... not with God

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/2/2010
Ah, the trouble with tribbles. Tribbles with teeth, rabies, and a nasty habit of killing each other for sport. Yes he does have a weird sense of humor. Patrick
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 6/2/2010
true..he cheats us by reading our mind...but designed us brilliantly...
best wishes...neerja
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 6/2/2010
That precise touch of humor you have is so delightful and heart warming no matter the topic. I especially appreciate your honesty Georg. You rock. Hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/2/2010
He's not the only one with a weird sense of humor!
Reviewed by Charlie 6/1/2010
All those things and then some... but secretly, Georg, I know he loves me best... --Char
Reviewed by JMS Bell 6/1/2010
I LAUGHED AT THIS ONE...GOOD WORK GEORG, I ENJOYED LOOKING AT GOD FROM YOUR 'ANGLE'...IT IS UNIQUE...IT IS 'YOU'. THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS, LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/1/2010
Cute Georg! I thought life WAS a game of chess??

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 6/1/2010
This IS funny! And I know, US????
Blessings,
Christine
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci 6/1/2010
Georg, He does cheat by reading your mind and that is why the good suffer!! GOD knows they can handle the pain and move forward in a positive light! Your friend,~ Chessly
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/1/2010
My guy, Bacchus, plays more fairly.
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 6/1/2010
And God is always the white piece standing in the illumination of the white square, we are the black pieces standing in the dark.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/1/2010
Put in a good word for me, will ya...e
Reviewed by D Johnson 6/1/2010
Umm, seems like you and the Big Guy are on a first name basis. Good on you.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald 6/1/2010
NIcely done
hug
Kathy
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 6/1/2010
It doesn't seem fair does it?
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/1/2010
very clever write!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 6/1/2010
What happened to free Will y, I think you're pushing your luck by calling him a cheat, just because he's a better player ha
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/1/2010
I get ya buddy, my verdict is still out on the whole issue of a supre me being...if there is one...he sure has a twisted sense of justice if he is all mighgty and all powerful he sures lets a lot of pain and suffering go to the innocents of this world.
fee
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 6/1/2010
A lot of humor in this writing. Humor with respect. That is a good write.


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 6/1/2010
I don't know what to say George, except this put a smile on my face.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 6/1/2010
'A great chess player if He didn't cheat by reading your mind'-----I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva



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