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Got CRABS...? (a shorty)
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, June 02, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Haven’t had them in a long, long time,

Got rid of them with a little thyme,

This young lady needs to of her crab shed,

Probably got it from her boyfriend while in bed…

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 6/6/2010
Lokee lika lobster to me... Is that a form of VD?

Ron
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/3/2010
Hmnn I think that is a Nova Scotia lobster myself, and a male one who knows what he likes...lol
fee
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/3/2010
Maryland for crabs
Maine for lobster
Pennsylvania for Intercourse
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 6/3/2010
Uhn, uh, Ed. As Patrick and Bro Ed have already informed you...it's a lobster. Gotta get your "claws" straightened out, my friend...:o) So collect a few more and invite us for a lobster broil...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/3/2010
Uh, Bro - that's a lobster. Ma says if you want to learn about the crabs, talk to old Brother Edvard!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/2/2010
Um, Ed. That's a lobster. Now your brothers are going to be all over you about simple biology. And Ma will be furious because she always wondered why there was no thyme for her. Cuz Patrick



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